A morbid realm that holds evil creatures known as Teletubbies. Teletubbyland is the oldest dimension, created by the Great Brown Bunnies of TeeVee. TeeVee, the bunnies' home, was destroyed long ago by a force of evil known as the Sun of Seven. The bunnies' built the realm with their bare paws, and hired four great sugar warriors and one warrior made of a metal named Noo (a Green Giant, Chuck Norris, Spongebob, hAx0R, and MemeMan) to defend the realm from the Sun. When the Sun of Seven came, well, the land was burning. It was Elemental Fire, and it turned anything made of sugar into evil demons known as Teletubbies. The last remaining warrior, MemeMan (who fought till the end), was turned into a vacuum known as Noo-Noo. He sucked up Tele-Waste made by evil food called tubby-custard and telly-toast, to turn back into MemeMan and save the realm. But for now, the Sun of Seven, who was really beat up from the fight and turned into a babay, rules the realm.
by Teletubby Lover!!!! June 19, 2018
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2) Someone who any combination of fat with the following- stupid, carries a handbag, has a fat mouth, has a stupid voice, is purple, has a television in their stomach, works for the BBC
2) Someone who any combination of fat with the following- stupid, carries a handbag, has a fat mouth, has a stupid voice, is purple, has a television in their stomach, works for the BBC
You fucking teletubby!
by Gumba Gumba March 13, 2004
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by oliviaaaaa January 23, 2015
Get the teletubby massacre mug.n. incredibly disturbing children's tv show featuring four possibly alien creatures with symbols on their heads. the one with the triangle on it's head is possibly a homosexual according to rumor / conspiracy theory. probably makes incredible sense if viewed while in a state of altered consciousness, a collapsed or damaged psyche, alcohol poisoning, or all of the above. aimed at children below the age of 5, probably because anyone viewing the show above that age for more than five minutes cannot be expected to survive.
A: what's wrong with Jim? is he tripping on acid or something?
B: no, he accidently watched the tellitubbies on tv last week.
A: oh, no (starts sobbing).
B: no, he accidently watched the tellitubbies on tv last week.
A: oh, no (starts sobbing).
by themarcuscreature February 10, 2005
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Kaya: OMG...Absolutely nothing. I thought he would be packin', but nope this motherfucker got a teletubby, smh. Cant judge a book by its cover. I just left and went home.
Jezell: WOW lmao
Kaya: OMG...Absolutely nothing. I thought he would be packin', but nope this motherfucker got a teletubby, smh. Cant judge a book by its cover. I just left and went home.
Jezell: WOW lmao
by Jaiin Doe October 19, 2010
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by TheRealTubby October 9, 2017
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Telletubbies are gay. Tinky-Winky - A pedophile Dipsy - A real nigga La-La - A excited slut that likes "balls" Po - A transgender; Google says he's a girl when we all know he's a boy
by Im_on_F1RE January 2, 2017
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