by spycatcher December 17, 2004
 Get the telescopemug.
Get the telescopemug. when being at an overcrowded location ( eg train, tram, bus ) you encounter a massive boner and thus the action of 'telescoping' must be employed. this means flippin your erect peepee out of your pants not forming a bulge in the crotch area, rather hiding it smugly paralell to your stomach, under your tshirt.
by vANis November 24, 2003
 Get the the telescopemug.
Get the the telescopemug. When the girl jerks off the man's penis in resemblance to a telescope. The man proceeds to cum in the woman's eye making her squint like a Japanese person.
by Chester St. Rumpterfrabble February 9, 2017
 Get the japanese telescopemug.
Get the japanese telescopemug. Similar to a rusty trombone but you put your eye up to the gentleman's anus instead of your lips. Use the penis like an ocular piece by twisting to adjust focus.
Warning: leads to conjunctivitis.
Warning: leads to conjunctivitis.
Bill and John were just horsing around when Bill gave John a rusty telescope. John laughed when Bill went to adjust his "focus"
by Ziglerfish March 19, 2012
 Get the Rusty Telescopemug.
Get the Rusty Telescopemug. A male reproductive organ, which seems small or regular in size in the beginning, but can extend to unsuspected lengths
Girl: "Your wiener looks so small"
Boy: "Well watch my telescopic swaphook do the Hubble, baby"
Girl: * slurp *
Boy: "Well watch my telescopic swaphook do the Hubble, baby"
Girl: * slurp *
by Linguistian July 25, 2008
 Get the telescopic swaphookmug.
Get the telescopic swaphookmug. by Realfluffy20 April 3, 2021
 Get the Chocolate Telescopemug.
Get the Chocolate Telescopemug. by seismographitti 00 January 8, 2005
 Get the hubble telescopemug.
Get the hubble telescopemug.