telepotation

After smoking 2 bowls you wake up somewhere strange and far away

Steve: Ali was so baked last night he woke up in Washington Square Park again
Mike: Man, thats a serious case of telepotation

by beerbuster June 8, 2007

Magical Teleportation Tea

It's vodka.
And if you don't know what vodka is make sure to finish a bottle by yourself.

"Where am I? It must have been the magical teleportation tea."

This is after he got his stomach pumped

by asfvgfhjkl;' March 12, 2020

Reverse Quantum Teleportation

It hasn't been possible yet. But my theory is when a wormhole opens in a different universe it'd be possible for that person to reverse teleport back to our universe possible a ghost? No dip sherlock

Hey did you see the news this guy "reverse quantum teleportation" from a wormhole

by albainancracker2020 April 14, 2020

Foreskin Teleportation

The word "Foreskin Teleportation" can be used in many ways, but it has two common usages to this date, The first usage is to get to another destination with out being seen in a weird manner, and the second usage is to prepare for something big like sexual intercourse. The two creators have never been sighted since the "World Willy Tour" and are suspected to be creating a secret foreskin and willy army far, far away in the Great willy castle.

"Matt and Marvin used the foreskin teleportation to prepare themselves for the world willy tour"

by Matt Hiscock November 27, 2004

Teleportation-through-time-ists

Are cult that believes in random time travel. Basically that everything happens at any given time, which is confusing, so I'll explain. For example, say you're walking down the street. According to this cult, future you is walking further down the street at the same time, and that anything in the past is constantly on loop. They also believe that people from both the past and future are being teleported to the present all the time, and it is their responsibility to find them. Their leader is the immortal embodiment of a toaster, and their symbols include spaghetti noodles, paper towels, and cheese graters.

The teleportation-through-time-ists are rapidly approaching me, hence with the intentions to capture me.

by Squid? February 3, 2020

teleportation hit

This is when you take hit/a drag/a rip/ a slap/ a pull of anything and you’re teleported to a previous memory with that substance.

Bro my juul was fine a second ago and now it’s burnt. I just had a teleportation hit

all the way back to 9th grade.

by Grell June 17, 2024

Drama teleportation

When it's the end of the school year and drama is still going on so you save t for next school year

Too much is going on I'm about to drama teleportation.

by J.er.k haha May 22, 2016