A telebitch is a very well known character in Diablo 2 that is only able to teleport through the dungoeons and to ride on barbarians.
by SCM4Real April 22, 2009
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"Thought to be the ability to move or to cause changes in objects by force of the mind."
- "Carrie" 1976
- "Carrie" 1976
Don't you sometimes wish you had telekinesis?
Yeah, then I could make people think the place was haunted!
Yeah, then I could make people think the place was haunted!
by Saturn's Problem Child February 22, 2008
Get the telekinesis mug.A hack used in FPS games, that is similar to OPK (One-Position Kill) but instead of the enemies being vacuumed to you, your camera teleports in front of them.
Player 1: ZOMG haxx, telekill
Player 2: OMG kick him
Player 3: OMG he just killed me
Player 4 (hacker): Haha!
Player 2: OMG kick him
Player 3: OMG he just killed me
Player 4 (hacker): Haha!
by iNeed aCookE November 13, 2009
Get the Telekill mug.Detranova is an idiot, he's getting it mixed up with Telepathy, Telkenisis is moving objects, purely by the power of the mind.
by Yakenslash February 4, 2004
Get the Telekinetic mug.what you call a person that has the remote and is rappidly flipping through the freaking channels without stoping ever when your trying to watch TV
person uno:*walks in picks up the remote* *flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip-----*
person dos:*walks in sits down and starts watching the TV*
"what the fuck are you doing can we please just watch something you stupid televitch!"
person dos:*walks in sits down and starts watching the TV*
"what the fuck are you doing can we please just watch something you stupid televitch!"
by paz33 September 28, 2007
Get the televitch mug.A synthesized form of the words "television," "epitaph," and "obituary,"; a visual prompt containing information about deceased person(s), usually displayed on a T.V. or similar device.
The telepituary displayed a photograph of John McCain, accompanied by his birth and death date in addition to general information about his life.
by ReverendMetcalf October 11, 2018
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