telebotherer

Another, more apropriate name for a telemarketer.

Hey, who was that on the phone? Oh it was just another damn telebotherer!!!!

by billd June 17, 2006

Telepotty

Syncing of poop cycles with your bros.

Research suggests that women synced menses when close to another female and men synced poop cycle with another bro.

"I know Jake since many years, infact we're soo close that we have telepotty."

by DrD00M September 28, 2019

Telebot

A "Telebot" is one of those annoying answering machines that require you to press endless buttons to be able to speak to some one.

A "Telebot" will answer the number you called and say: "For English press 1, for Spanish press 2, to report a strange thing press 4, to have a nice day press 5, to listen to the last 7 options and turn your head and cough press 6, to press 7 press 7, to wonder why you bothered calling in the first place press 8, to press 0 press 9, to speak to a Representative call this number again and listen very carefully because there is a secret message to decipher about what I am wearing right now. Thank you for calling. Goodbye."

by Ciitzen Detainee April 25, 2013

TELEBORTION

an {abortion} {teleportation }

made by two dumbasses in a discord call

hey honey! I got a telebortion!

by funny big laugh June 20, 2020

teleboobah

basically a terrible insult.
call someone this when you are ashemed of them and think they are stupid

Person 1: i dropped my science fair project in a puddle this morning.

Person 2: gawsh you are such a teleboobah!!!!!!

by staceylynnecook November 11, 2010

teleboy

Teleboy is this guy who owns a Fender Telecaster and plays smoking hot riffs

He is such a Teleboy just look at his slick bicycle grip fingers, he just slides all over that neck like ice

by Word Wrestler October 27, 2020

teleporty

travling long distances through time over a period of time in a porta potty

“bro the teleporty”

by nsnsnsjs May 6, 2024