To describe the attitude or actions of a rude, unruly, abusive, angry, mean, obnoxious, cheap asshole who patronizes any type of bar, restaurant, or other dining establishment, usually causing the server assigned to them to break down and cry. Also known as a Brian Teeling or a BT.
Mary had a horrible customer at table 12. He turned out to be a real Teeling.
by Artman64 December 1, 2019
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The worlds greatest person, the one everyone loves. Beautiful is an understatement when describing her. If your having a bad day she'll be the one to turn it all around :)

And she is by far, the best cuddler and kisser ever :)

Shes just all around amazing :)
I was having the worst day, then I met Teele :)
by Ranger0945621 May 28, 2011
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Teele is the best person you will ever meet. She always wants to make you happy and doesn't want you to be sad. She is very funny and makes your days better. Teele has blonde hair and most likely is quite short. She is very sociable and talks to new people easily. She might not keep her best friends for long but when you are her bestie, it's the best thing ever. She always listens to you and helps if she can.
1:Wow is that Teele?
2:Yes!! I hope we can become friends with her! I'd love to have a friend like her.
1: Me too!
by yalleluujah November 30, 2019
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A person whom mistreats service staff and doesn’t tip.
Poor Mark, he had a teeling at his table, they were rude and bad tippers.
by Jilla309 December 1, 2019
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N or V
1. The current QB for Rutgers
2. Throwing a really awful interception
3. An interception so bad the opposing player does not even have to do anything to catch the ball
"We would have won the game but our QB Mike Teeled the ball and the defender had an easy catch."
by fredhits October 7, 2007
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Hitting a big booty Latina from the back while simultaneously playing a jig on the fiddle and singing an old Russian sea shanty
John performed a sick Dirty Teel yesterday
by Johnno3458 January 8, 2021
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A 12 year old chamber of solid and liquid waste underground
You're brother makes a lot of pre-teel cesspool in his free time
by Fuckpillowworshipper July 15, 2015
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