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The moment when you call TJ, TEEJ and it makes them physically recoil inside themselves so much that they are now only a floating skull and spine. You and your friends laugh. CLASSIC TEEJ!!!
Hey Teej!”

TEEJ???!!!!!!!!! *squelch*
Teej by Danimarieah June 19, 2023
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Teej and Booj 

Manitoba slur of "tits and puss". Because of it's obscure origin, it can safely be used in mixed company; even over public-address systems at professional musical performances.

Used to comment on, or draw attention to particularly aesthetic female forms.

Teej and Booj must be used conjunctively and may not be separated.
(Singing) "He's just a smalltown boy, born and raised in south Detroit, he took the midnight train going a-ny-wheeeere. She's just a smalltown girl, living in a lonely world, she took the teej and booj going a-ny-wheeeere..."
Teej and Booj by PolyMacEnt October 3, 2007

Teej and Witt 

Two people who are inseperable. A couple who is meant to be together forever. The definition of happiness in a relationship. Two souls who are in love. It's not the same if one's not in the game.
"Bonnie and Bobbie are like Teej and Witt."
Teej and Witt by tonkatoy123 August 7, 2008

teej day 

Falls on november 30th of each year, a day where teej and his friends go out and drink together.
Wow I am so excited to go out on teej day this year
teej day by anonymous November 30, 2022

Teej strat

A teej strat is a manipulative tactic used by those who dislike the lads. It involves boonging a vape and pocketing it until someone asks for it back. Those who teej strat may not even hit the vape they just like its warm tender feel.
Far out stokes you’ve teej stratted me again
Teej strat by Charlie stoker April 5, 2026

TYG Teej 

When you insert your dick into a shorty and instantly sound out the wordswhat the fuck bruh”.
I finally was able to get with a freshman, I put my dick in but I end up TYG Teejing her.
TYG Teej by TYGTeej February 9, 2023