Telebronesis

When two dudes have the same thought, or brainwave. Basically exactly like telekinesis, but between bros.

Guy 1: What card do I have?
Guy 2: Seven of diamonds.
Guy 1: Damn, you got it again.
Guy 2: It's weird, I can never get these with Shannon.
Guy 1: Must be Telebronesis.

Bro 1: Dude, lets go get some dinner.
Bro 2: I was about to say that.
Bro 1: Dude, Telebronesis. *Fistpound

by Cpt. Willis December 1, 2010

thebroyolo1

Thebroyolo1 is one of the best meme pages on instagram. Broyolo’s real name is Owen, he grows more and more in followers everyday. If you ever wanna laugh just go on instagram and search up @thebroyolo1.

“Bro did you see Owen’s post lastnight.”
“Yea I did thebroyolo1’s the funniest guy on the planet.”

by Mr Slimy Corn October 11, 2020

Telebropathic

When you communicate with your bro, through a look.

Telepathic powers between bros if you will.

My buddy had a chick over the other night that he is trying to get on a date with and she seems interested. Suddenly she told us she was inviting her other semi boyfriend thing over, and he and I looked at eachother and instantly had a telebropathic conversation of,

Him: What the fuck?
Me: Dude I don't know, Da Fuck.
Him: Well I'm done with that.
Me: I don't blame you.

Night moved on.

by FatElbowsAreMyThing August 5, 2014

Tenebrous

minecraft’s best anti cheat.

Tenebrous: Yep, nice auto clicker mother fucker.
Zuiy: *turns up music*

by Akamay July 16, 2019

thebroyolo1

mmmmm mr sexy man please let’s have seggs

thebroyolo1 mmmmm mr sexy man please let’s have seggs

by boobeees October 11, 2020

Teeroy'ing

The act of saying odd, disturbing, and comical things for no apparent reason. Often making the party being Teeroy'd feeling scared,awkward, or out of place. Usually done when someone is high, out of it, or tripping off acid.

Male Senior: Ay Little Boy, Ay!
Male Freshman: Huh?
Male Senior: I'll suck yo dick for a dolla nigga!
Male Freshman: Ummm Ummm No Thanks (Walks away)
Senior: You just mad you got a small penis!
Friends: (Laugh) Dude you Teeroy'ing

by Teeroyzz August 4, 2009

thebroyolo1

Sexy toes

the thebroyolo1 has some very sexy toes infact

by Daddy Aaaah stop it please October 12, 2020