over texted him

When you message someone (usually your crush) too much that they stop replying because they think that you are addicted to them.

Friend: Good one! You over texted him and now he thinks we are all psycho addicted to him

Girl: I'm really sorry. I just like him so much i thought i would message him. But I didn't get the memo when he stopped replying

Friend: Let me guess. He has seen them and hasn't replied.

Girl: Yeah, OMG what do i do

Friend: This situation can only be solved one way... stop messaging him and act natural like you were just bored or something.

Girl: I am a fucking idiot, now i have ruined all my chances.

Friend: Yep

by GoodOneFucker May 24, 2014

Texted-out

Texting your way out of a situation, without having to talk.

John- Are you going on your first date with that Cathy girl you met last week.

Keith- Naw.... I texted-out, I didnt have the heart to call!!

My boss knew i was sick, so instead of calling... I just Texted-out.

by texkeith November 21, 2009

tented

when a guy is hard and it shows through his trousers, he is 'tented' (or his trousers HAVE tented).
usually used to tease a mate, see example (2)

1 "oh my god man, you've tented - who you looking at?"
2 "mate, you saw her and your trousers just tented like that! haha"

by xenna September 4, 2009

texted out

when you are texting someone and someone else is talking and you listen for a short moment before you get involved in a text and forget what their talking about

P1: Hey you wana hear a story?
P2: (while texting) Yea, sure
P1: Ok, so last night i was dancing and.....
P2: Just stop, im texted out

by Peter Grochal June 16, 2008

textedemic

That non-stop text messing group that you were unvoluntarily placed in and is repeatedly posted in that you cannot stop.

My phone is blowing up because of this stupid textedemic.

by Nigel Alward April 17, 2013

Keep Me Texted

Based off of the expression "keep me posted," a way of asking someone to stay in touch via text message

Older brother: Thanks for a great night! See you soon.
Younger brother: Sounds good, keep me texted. Do you want to play some Mario Kart online later tonight?
Older brother: Maybe, I'll keep you texted!
Younger brother: Yeah, keep me texted!

by Caesar Is Home January 25, 2015

Tested the battery

Same as tossing salad. You know you have stuck your tongue on a 9-volt battery.

When we were fooling around last night, I tested the battery.

by JMLHOLT December 6, 2006