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Tecmo Super Bowl

n. Earthly incarnation of the Tecmo Football Gods, who are to be worshipped, and roundly feared. The best video game ever created.
"I whipped Jon's ass in Tecmo Bowl with the Patriots, and it made him cry like a little girl. Boo hoo."
by Mosi June 24, 2003
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Tecmo Sproles

Tecmo Sproles

Referencing to a NES NFL Football classic, "Tecmo Bowl/Tecmo Super Bowl". A indication of the blazing running/rushing Speed of Darren Sproles and his ability to Dominate the game on the offensive end of the Field in a multitude of Positions. The Positon as a Running Back, Under-Score Screen Receiver, Punt Return and Kick Returns!

The Name Tecmo Sproles actually existed in 2007 when he was a san diego charger, but the name is actually defining his current presence as a New Orleans Saint.
Because of his explosive game, he receives the Honors with the nick Name "Tecmo Sproles"
Mr. Darren Sproles, I'ma Start Callin you *Tecmo Sproles* cause you be doing some moves dat only supposed to exist on games like Tecmo Bowl/Tecmo Super Bowl!! I can only imagin if there was a Tecmo Bowl hack for the NES I know that you'll probably as fast as Thurman Thomas at 75 out of 100 in Maximum Running Speed in your Excellent Condition or Barry Sanders at 81 out of 100 in Excellent Condition.

Tecmo Sproles it is!
by The Heretic Assassin November 26, 2011
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tecmo bowl

eh I kicked eh many a booty and still will today!
by Mike Kruk November 13, 2003
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The Tecmo Super Bowl

When you are nailing a chick while the game Tecmo Super Bowl is playing on the television. There is no better soundtrack than the blips, bleeps, whistles, and grunts of the 8/16 bit era when hiding your salami. This move also gives you Masculinity +2.
Adam: "Is the game still at half time?"
Ken: "No, I hit the controller with my foot while nailing her."
Adam: "Still 8-0 Bears?"
Ken: "Yup. The Tecmo Super Bowl was completed."
by Kyle Willinger November 4, 2007
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The Tecmo Bowl

A sex act that involves banging to near completion in a version of "doggystyle" that involves sitting on a toilet. Just prior to climax, the guy inserts the "Nintendo thumb" of his left hand into his lady friend's butthole while simultaniously rubbing the "A/B thumb" of his right hand over her clitoris and begins to tap in a erratic and frantic manner; much like one would do while running any play involving Bo Jackson in Nintendo's "Tecmo Bowl." As the man cums, he may or may not choose to utter the following phrase: "Bo knows skanky bathroom sex!"
Dude 1: "Hey did you hear that Chris gave that girl from accounting 'The Tecmo Bowl' at the company party last weekend?"

Dude 2: "That doesn't surprise me... she seems like the type of skank that'd be into that kind of thing."

Dude 1: "Apparently Chris' thumbs are still numb!"
by Mopper January 24, 2011
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Teemo

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Julia Teymourian

She sits next to me in Theology class and she is such a babe!! She has brown hair with blond high lighs and she is such a bro. She is SUPPER DUPPER funny and looks like a super model! EVERYONE LOVES HER!!! <3 <3 <3
GUY: Have u heard of this chick named Julia Teymourian... she is in my Theo class!!

HOT GUY: Yeeeee buddy!!! I love her!! She is SOOOOOO hot!!!

HOTTEST GUY: DON'T EVEN TRY GUYS SHE IS MY GIRLFRIEND AND SHE IS MINE!!!
by hahaheveryonelovesJulia September 29, 2012
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