technophile

Someone who becomes sexual aroused while in the presence of latest technology.

Technophile: I have nothing better to do but bash gaming consoles and care about which console is selling best.

Me: Just play your fucking ps3 and shut the fuck up, no one gives a fuck.

Example 2:
Technophile: ...Ipod...Ipod...Ipod..........ipod...

by Astro man February 6, 2008

technophile

The opposite to a Luddite

He praises technology unlike that guy who is a luddite.

by Christian Lindman April 16, 2003

Technophrenic

Technophrenic is the Schizophrenic behavior of people who appear to be talking to themselves, but are really using a Bluetooth earpiece to talk to their stockbroker, friend, fellow work, ex-wife, dog, children, podiatrist, or anyone else who will stay on the line with them while they roam about doing God only knows what.

He ain't crazy, he's only Technophrenic. See the Bluetooth in his ear. He's yelling at his {Insert choice here}.

by Axiomatius December 14, 2008

Technoplane

The Technoplane is a stacked team of 4 people with bowman at thee top as the 'gun turret', two melee fighters, and finally Techno at the bottom with elytra.

"Oh cheese! It's the Technoplane! RUN!"

by Technoblade's Sister May 5, 2022

TECHNOPHILE

Techno Music + Pedophile

"HAHA! Mr Incognito is a Technophile!"

by kawaiimandi December 12, 2008

technophagia

A person who likes to digest technology

JJ: oh can I play with your phone
*begins taking a bite out of it*
Technophagia

by Spagettiman March 1, 2023

Technophaziness

A mixture of technophobia and laziness, especially when used on computers and the internet.

"Andy was suffering from technophaziness, which prevented him from participating on the Internet messageboard more frequently than once every six months."

by Andy Dunlop May 13, 2005