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Technodildonics

A field of study relating to the integration of electronics and sexual masturbation devices.
Doc Johnson the world's leader in adult toys has made tremendous progress in the field of Technodildonics with their new USB port / browser controlled dildos.
by Hal E. Halvorson April 6, 2006
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TechnOCD

Practically OCD, but more focused on organizing cyberspace data.

Usually indicated by super organized folders and files.

Most often associated with men, not necessarily geeks.
Dude 1: Hey braj, wanna play some B-ball?

Dude 2: Nah, I have to finish some stuff here *endlessly tinkers with laptop*

Dude 1: Dude you have legit TechnOCD.
by wickedwarlock February 1, 2013
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Technodump

To use hi-tech lavatory furniture - such as Dyson hand-driers or Japanese multifunctional toilets
"Bob, have you seen this crash report from the server?"

"No I haven't Alice, and I don't have time - I've heard they've installed a new bog from Japan with many, many buttons a& I want to take my first technodump"
by PrivateGuy May 29, 2015
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technodouche

A technically educated person who, because of their extensive education and high IQ, is prone to use technical jargon but has no clue how to apply technology in real life situations.
Jim: "If Microsoft Word is not flagging a clearly misspelled word, is it because there is a patch that I need to download and install?"

Jane: "No, you technodouche, it's because you're typing in all caps."
by Fannebelt April 9, 2010
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technodouche

A person who has to buy first run tech gadgets just to get bragging rights to own one of the first. They tend to lose interest in their own purchase after the hype dies down and they are mocked because they didn't wait like the rest of us for the price to go down and all the bugs are fixed.
Person A: Joe is such a technodouche, he bought an ipad to read the newspaper.
Person B: Who the hell still reads the newspaper?
by Rev. Jules April 10, 2010
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technodelic

technodelic tek-no-del-ik

adjective
1. of or relating to any virtual experience characterized by a deep sense of Divine Oneness, euphoria, ego-death, apparent visual or audio distortion, quieting of mind chatter, or out of body experience.

noun
1. a virtual psychedelic experience.
I have always been anxious about using psychedelic substances, so I tried a technodelic first.
by enterandromeda December 9, 2019
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Technodeism

Technodeism is a spiritual-intellectual theory that advocates it is possible to find God, gods and spiritual beings by technology, developing technology for research for them as people research for aliens. Technodeism also advocates studies on extraphysical mechanics and on extraphysical technology in order to facilitate the research for gods and spiritual beings as a whole.
Technodeism is considered as a consequence of extraphysicism, so basically, technodeism would be a research area in a transhumanist society since people there would research for gods and spiritual beings as people research for aliens nowadays.
by Full Monteirism December 31, 2020
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