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TechKanye

The definition of TechKanye is someone that is a "genius", "creative", "loose cannon", and "disruptive innovator"; who shifts traditional standards by developing new trending culture and products in the Technology Industry. This type of person will be called "delusional", "crazy", and "a rebel" for their ideas on technology and its liberation of people. The Web3 era of the digital age has many entrepreneurs being labeled "TechKanye" either they are taking their ideas too far or they are going to change the world.

The name TechKanye was first given to Tech Entrepreneur "Dante Richardson" of Buffalo, New York by Super TikTok influencer "Nimay Ndolo" during an episode of the No Draws podcast hosted by personality "FURG".
This idea sounds TechKanye, but it's going to change the world or blow up in our faces.
by Tech Kanye November 11, 2022
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Technically Reclined

Adjective to describe someone who is skilled enough to afford being lazy.

Literal sense: Be able to solve the problem without getting out of bed.
"Did you have to go into the office to fix the issue?"

"No. I stayed in bed and talked them through it while half asleep. I'm technically reclined like that"
by DanoNYC January 3, 2010
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human research technician

the politically correct terminology for someone who enjoys reading and/or memorizing the little tidbits of information you can learn by scouring a friends facebook page.

used for those who are offended by the term facebook creeper.

there is a facebook group devoted to this cause.
'facebook creeper' is offensive; i prefer 'human research technician'.
by oggles January 13, 2009
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TechCarthyism

A movement using mainstream tech-platforms like Twitter and YouTube to socially engineer thought-level compliance to a radical political agenda through Star Chambers (e.g. “Trust and Safety”), shadow bans, show-trials (court of public opinion), de-platforming, and uneven enforcement of Terms of Service. The term was coined by Eric Weinstein.
Sam Harris just canceled his Patreon account in protest against the rising tide of TechCarthyism.
by Dictionnaire Diabolique December 20, 2018
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The symbols of these elements spell out "FUCKBiTcHeSGeTmONeY." Alternate ways to do this include replacing Helium (He) and Sulfur (S) with Hydrogen (H) and Einsteinium (Es), and/or replacing Bismuth (Bi) with Boron (B) and Iodine (I). Some people have been clever enough to use this as their yearbook quotes.
"Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium Bismuth Technetium Helium Sulfur Germanium Thulium Oxygen Neon Yttrium!"
by wqufhoefi2cuhjhiveej November 29, 2017
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Technicality Whore

An individual who justifies their sexual impropriety though claiming each act of sexual misconduct was legitimate due to specific circumstances. The technicality whore is thus able to make excuses after each sexual act to avoid guilt. The technicality whore is usually in a relationship, but may also be single and using technicalities to avoid damaging the clean perception they have of themselves.

Technicality whores will often use phrases like:
"It wasn't cheating because..."
"I am not a whore because..."
"It's not sex if..."

Common technicality whore technicalities include:
1. Blow jobs are not sex and therefore not cheating.
2. Sex doesn't count as cheating if you don't love the person you are cheating with.
3. Sex isn't sex if you don't sleep in bed together.
4. Sex isn't sex if all the clothes don't come off.
5. Sex isn't sex if there is no kissing.
...and so on.
Bill Clinton is the world's most famous technicality whore. He claimed he "did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky." He was using the classic blow jobs aren't sex pattern that has been used by technicality whores since time immemorial.

Other examples:
"I just got banged by the basketball team but I am not a whore because there was no kissing."

"I had sex with my ex-boyfriend and my current boyfriend doesn't know. But it's ok because I love them both."

A virgin girl who takes it in the ass only says: "I am still a virgin and am saving myself for the one I love"
by CockityCockCockCock March 8, 2010
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Technical Debt

Incurred by opting to do something the quick and dirty way rather than following the best practice and standard practice for the sake of obtaining a working solution in less time
Boss: I need these 4 pipeline deployments ready by next Friday.
Me: Okay, the only way I can get that done is to incur some technical debt by not following our usual process.
Boss: Understood. Lay down as much pipe as necessary to get the job done.
by tipsyjojo November 12, 2016
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