techrection

When you get so excited about a new technology that it gives you an erection.

That new Xbox One X gave me a raging techrection!

by TinderCheese June 11, 2017

Techsexual

Another one of those fake sexualities that middle schoolers use to express their odd attraction to computers and technology in general.

Nerd: Guys... I'm coming out as techsexual
Chad: LOL what is that, another fake sexuality?

Nerd: NO CHAD IT'S HOW I FEEL NOW LEAVE ME AND ALEXA ALONE

by peep's bitch February 10, 2020

techorexic

a technology version of anorexic
a person that thinks if they do not have the newest tech item(s) they are stupid and outdated

Everytime a new iphone comes out Pablo has to buy it he's so techorexic.

Person 1: What is that smell?
Person2: That's probably me I couldn't pay my water bill so I haven't showered in a few days.
Person 1: What's wrong with you, why didn't you pay your water bill?!
Person 2: I spent my money on the new Ipad 2.
Person 1: You need help, you are techorexic!

by Boo sparks May 28, 2011

techmex

Technically Mexican food but not really

Yeah that's techmex. Like TexMex. Burritos and stuff. That's techmex. It's technically Mexican.

by commandermars March 8, 2021