abundance relief technician

a thief who takes from people as opposed to businesses

I'm not a thief, I'm an abundance relief technician

by Necryn July 16, 2020

underwater porcelain technician

Basically a fancy name for "dishwasher". My ex felt inferior to some of his friends who had cool-sounding jobs, so I made this one up to make him laugh and feel better :)

JOE: Hey Bob, what are you doing with yourself these days?

BOB: Oh, hey Joe. I'm the assistant to the vice president of sales. How about you?

JOE: I'm an underwater porcelain technician.

by Chrissy Robinson July 30, 2008

Work avoidance technician

Some who works harder to avoid work than the task it self

Look at this work avoidance technician over here, he's working harder hiding from the foreman than doing the job.

by Uncow March 23, 2011

Lighting Technicians

People who work the light-boards for shows, assemblies ect. They are often quite awesome. If you touch their board while they're not around, you might get a limb of some sort bitten off

"Hey, those guys look like pretty cool people!"
"They must be a Lighting Technicians!"

by Luke Hill is pretty awesome December 20, 2008

Air technician

Referenced in Tech N9ne's "Hood go crazy".

"I'm lifted on purple hair thats bitchin, now that's what I call a fuckin Air technician"

Purple hair is a strain of weed so an Air technician is something or someone who can get you real high.

Got the plug for an air technician?, I need to lift off asap.

by Licketyslitt July 31, 2018

human research technician

a politically correct term for someone who enjoys learning about other people by reading their facebook profile, scanning wall-to-wall conversations, and browsing through their friends.

"i'm not a facebook creep... i prefer human research technician."

by oliviamcm March 30, 2009

hygiene technician

Glossy word that simply means cleaner. Word trys to make employees feel like they are smart and technical and important when they can be fired at anytime because any man and his dog could do this job.

I'm gonna be a hygiene technician!
Looking technical gangster!

by silvermonkey November 9, 2005