Tebow blocking

Tebowing in a halway, blocking oncoming traffic.

Tebower: "Dude did you see me Tebow blocking today after 1st period?"

Friend: "Yeah man, you absolutely made everybody late."

by tafamustafa December 26, 2011

Tebowner

n. The state of being infatuated with Tim Tebow, which causes people to compare him favorably to deities and other religious icons; the erection Thom Brennaman had during the BCS Championship game when he verbally fellated Tim Tebow

Guy 1: Man that was a good game last night, except for Brennaman's Tebowner!!
Guy 2: Yeah, I mean the motherfucker cut off foreskins in the third world, he didn't cure cancer...did he?
Guy 1: Oh no...you're gettin one too!!

by BrizzleT420 July 24, 2009

Tim Tebowing

To get down on one knee and act like your praying

Guy:*get on one knee with a girl around

Girl: OMG no way are you proposing to me!

Guy: Ew no im Tim Tebowing

by Jep1011 January 7, 2012

Tebow-ner

To become excited and or erect from watching/ listening/ or hearing about Tim Tebow's miraculous football abilities.

Did you see the Broncos game the other day?

Dude, those 2 touchdowns gave me a total Tebow-ner.

by S P bucher December 20, 2010

Tebowned

To be owned, schooled, rocked, run over, trucked, juked out of your shoes, or otherwise embarrassed by former Florida Gator now NFL quarterback Tim Tebow. Common misspelling is Tebeauxned, as it is spelled in the state of Louisiana.

7 touchdowns in one game? Looks like you just got Tebowned

by JohnnyBJ April 9, 2010

Timmy tebowl

Flower, keif, and hash all smoked together.

Popular combination in the Bay Area.

No actual relation to the football player however Tim was known for passing drug tests on the Florida gators for players which include Riley Cooper, Janoris Jenkins, and Aaron Hernandez.

Omg I can't stop coughing after I hit the timmy tebowl!

by Captain Obvious 650 August 26, 2013

Sergey Taboritsky (Alternate)

Funni Russian guy that missed a Tsar's child so much that he did a little trolling on the Russian people

Sergey Taboritsky (Alternate) seems like a cool monarchist, what could go wrong?

by secreperson October 13, 2021