Teargasum

When someone starts crying uncontrollably; starts crying like crazy

Last night, When i dumped my GF Shelly. Her friend told me that she went home and had a teargasum

by Sweet Loo October 21, 2007

Russian teargas grenade

A device used by the russian special forces in hostages situations which ends up killing 90 % of the hostages along with every terrorists. This teargas causes also the hostages's families to cry for many days.

Moscow theater hostage crisis

Good exemple of a badly done Russian Teargas Grenade (only 1/5 of the hostages died)

All of the 33 terrorists were killed, along with at least 130 (out of 850) of the hostages, with no official OSNAZ (Russian special force) casualties.

by Bobby bobber February 10, 2007

teargaslighting

The act of tear gassing peaceful protestors with OC gas and then trying to gaslight your way out of it by saying that it was just a gas that causes tears, not tear gas.

Trump's teargaslighting the nation better backfire on him

by Romwell June 3, 2020

Textgasim

The act of finishing texturbating or sexting successfully.

I was sexting someone last night and had the most amazing textgasim!

by Sudee April 27, 2011

Teargaslighting

Teargaslighting: a noun, and a verb in the present tense. When militarized police gas protesters, and then claim that it was the protesters' fault. A portmanteau of "teargas" and "gaslighting."

Introduced by urban dictionary user Romwell here, with it's original definition, at

htt'ps://ww'w.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=teargaslighting

Can you believe these cops are teargaslighting the protesters? As if it's their own fault they're on the receiving end of literal chemical warfare?

by Dont soft my soap October 13, 2020

eargasim

when someones voice turns you on

" that boys voice gives me an eargasim"

by Fishsticks September 10, 2007

teargaslighting

Complaining about cops tear gassing you after you burned down 10 buildings and trew rocks at other people

"Omg, the cops were teargaslighting us, it's so unfair... Did you heard that Jenny and her friends burned the police station, lol I was there too"

by Mbraleum June 9, 2020