Teaful 

A session of spilling tea with your home girls /guys . real messy so you will need a wet floor proceed with caution sign

Yesterday evening talking to the girls was really teaful

Teaful by josiahbarbie December 10, 2022

Tearful

Tearful is:
A) Something that makes you sad
or
B) A way to describe your feelings when you wanted something and you couldn't have it

A) Person 1: My boyfriend just broke up with me.
Person 2: Oh no! How very tearful!

B) Person 1: Damn, I wanted to go to the Panic! At The Disco concert, but it was sold out!
Person 2: Yeah, I know! It's so very tearful!

Tearful by Sahley January 29, 2007

teaflex

The automatic positive response to an offer of a cup of tea.

Person 1: "Would you like a cup o..?"
Person 2 *interjecting*: Yes!
Person 1: That's a powerful teaflex you have there.

teaflex by SCÜD June 13, 2011

teafuck

Something that gives you an overwhelming feeling of blankness that all you can respond with is teafuck

Cody: Bro I lost all of our diamonds in the lava
Mig: Thats teafuck

teafuck by Money Mig July 25, 2019

tearful masturbation 

When life just plain sucks and you cry and jerk off at the same time.

he couldn't get out of the friend zone so he had some tearful masturbation while listening to 'someone like you' by adele

tearful masturbation by poopyissad December 30, 2011

teaflake 

A derogatory term for an ultra conservative who feels wronged.

The poor teaflake couldn't understand why his so called friends weren't more tolerant of his racist views.

teaflake by Frederick Local Yokel December 31, 2016

Teamful 

Corporate buzzword drivel for team building spirit and working collaboratively

Jake: Tom, you should work in a more Teamful way with your colleagues
Tom: Shut up, twat!

Teamful by mrmackeymkay October 16, 2018