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She is WHISKEY in a teacup! 

She is graceful. She is charming. She is elegant. She’s beautiful. She’s not vain. She’s not bragging. She is not someone you would want to be arguing with. She is intelligent. She is smart. She is witty.She is streetsmart. She is everything that he loves and needs. She is a little wild. She is a little crazy. She is happy. She is whiskey in a teacup!
My gosh she is such a sweetheart. She loves her! She is whiskey in a teacup!

She’s so calm and patient. She’s smiling all the time! I love her already! She is whiskey in a tea cup!
She is WHISKEY in a teacup! by STG63 November 30, 2017
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Golden Teacup 

'Golden Teacup' refers to a situation where you are having anal intercourse with your partner. At some point during the situation, if you decide to pee in your partner's butthole, you will have given your partner a 'Golden Teacup.' This can also refer to accidentally peeing in your partner's butthole. Girls can also give a 'Golden Teacup' as a perverse version of a 'Golden Shower.'
Hey baby, I want to bend you over and give you a golden teacup; I haven't drank water all day and my urine will be neon!
Golden Teacup by GoldenTeacup April 15, 2015

Teacup Gangster

A person who has qualities and/or attitude of a gangster, but is physically petite and/or dainty. Quite often they seem unaware of this fact.
"Hey Kim said there was something about wearing hoodies that made her feel comfy and good

but she's so little she ends up looking like a teacup gangster!"
Teacup Gangster by generalee72 September 18, 2009

Teacup Pigging 

Having anal intercourse with a midget while said midget is eating a bowl of cereal with no utensils and squealing like a pig.
Man, when Bill Clinton was in office he couldn't stop "teacup pigging" the Midget Society of America.

Teacup Human

A midget, munchkin, little person, dwarf.
Hey bob, did you know the strip club down the street is having a leprechaun special for St. Patrick’s Day? It’s a bunch of teacup humans stripping in leprechaun outfits, the cover is only $10!!!
Teacup Human by LilBiscuitOnDaTrack November 10, 2018

Charleston teacup

When giving a hand job, you stick your pinkie finger out, just to be fancy.
She's a class act. While stroking it, she gave me a Charleston teacup.
Charleston teacup by Gothic Mess September 1, 2022

a storm in a teacup 

to make a big deal out of something apparently unimportant
she yelled at me just because I arrived 10 minutes late! She made a storm in a teacup