tea-bag

verb - An April 15 nationwide protest against President Obama heavily promoted by Fox News and largly restricted to small gatherings of angry white conservatives; the sponsors and participants presumably intended the term to be suggestive of the Boston Tea Party and appear to have been unaware that it also has a sexual meaning.

"I'm gonna tea-bag Obama before he tea-bags me and takes my gun away!"

by Wordsmith, Esq. April 16, 2009

Tea-bag

When an angry bartender dips his nuts into the pint of beer and then serves it to a non-tipping or obnoxious customer!

"You'd better watch your manners in here or Howard Ramone is gonna tea-bag you!"

by El Loudo February 19, 2005

Tea-bag

To hold your penis out of the way, then slap your balls against someone repeatedly

"I tea-bagged that dirty wench I pulled last night, hehe"

by The real Jeffers August 6, 2006

Tea-Bag

A light slap to the genital area with the tip of the fingers; resulting in extreme pain.

after study bobby Tea-Bagged me.

by Tevo June 15, 2003

tea bag

(v). To lower your body as to dip the testicles into her mouth as the woman is tounging the scrotum.

Hey man, you should have seen the look on that bitches face when I tea bagged her.

by Big Chief Smack-a-Ho January 23, 2003

Tea Bag

(n. or v.) To place testicles in someone's mouth and procede in a up and down motion.

Shut up or I'll tea bag you

by The clit commander April 11, 2003

tea bag

When you wake up to feel something that's warm, soft and fuzzy on your face and you realize that it isn't a puppy.

Jesse awoke to find a puppy on his face. Wait, that's not a puppy...

by thefinpope May 13, 2005