Tea Bagging

1. When an unsuspecting victim passes out and his "friend" dips his naked balls on the victim's forehead and/or mouth.

2. When a right-wing News Network creates an unsuccessful astroturf "movement" in which less than .01% of the population participates/cares.

3. When you and your friends receive a new tax CUT but go out in public and complain about a Tax INCREASE and wonder why nobody is listening and everybody is laughing.

Hey Cletus, did you hear that communist Obama is CUTTING our taxes?! How DARE he put his hands in my wallet and try to TAKE my money. I think we better listen to Fox&Friends and go to that tax day Dick Army Tea Bagging!

by teabagging April 18, 2009

tea bagging

The act of draping one's testicles over the bridge of someone's nose, especially if that person is intoxicated to the point of unconsciousness. This is usually followed by polaroids and raucious laughter.

When he woke up, he thought he was blind, but I was just tea bagging him.

by afokenr March 25, 2003

tea bagging

The actual art of tea bagging is to dip your entire scrotal sac into an unconcious persons mouth. It is risky so be creful.

When Peter falls asleep, he will be tea bagged.

by Ryan Preston December 10, 2004

Tea Bagging

A horribly misguided attempt by the most extreme of the American conservative right to find some basic form of party unity by lashing out against everything that the Obama administration has done since entering the White House.

"The Republican tea-bagging of the White House is a glorified waste of time and effort propagated by the Fox News Network in order to boost their TV ratings."

"Hey Bob, did you go to yesterday's Republican Tea Bagging Protest?"
"No I didn't, Joe, because I have a legitimate understanding of the way the economy works."

See also: "grasping at straws"
See also: "immature hissy-fit"

by 5J4C April 16, 2009

tea bagging

when angry rich white people get not so rich angry white people to protest against tax cuts for the not so rich offset by tax increases on the rich.

I'm going to a tea party to collect the $600 tax credit the people tea bagging there are getting and sending it back to the rich.

by cowtipperr April 15, 2009

Tea Bagging

Placing ones knackers on an unconscious person's forehead or face for shits'n'giggles. Usually documented through photographic evidence to maximise victim's displeasure.

"Brian got shitfaced last night, so we teabagged the fucker."

by dick hallorann September 14, 2005

tea bagging

While playing a video game- The act of killing then gloating over someones dead body by simulating a virtual tea bagging while talking serious smack.

"I took his head off with my plasma rifle / SMG combo and then tea bagged him until he respawned."

by freakgrl24 December 13, 2004