teladildonics

Remote control cyber sex.

Teladildonics is really helping out with their long distance relationship.

by yngartemis October 7, 2007

te la comes

a short way to say you suck dick in spanish

My Friend: Heyy DuUuUudE whast up?!
Me:Te la comes, dude you gotta let me sleep

by ImMaATriggerhappy April 1, 2010

Telamon

John Shedletsky, also known as "Telamon", is the Creative Director of the allegedly "free" MMOG known as Roblox. He is generally either heavily worshiped or shunned by the community, and is infamous on Roblox for "Blame John", his unhealthy obsession with fried chicken and the fact that he acknowledges that he is a "Liar, Scoundrel and Thief".

Shedletsky has generally gained more hate than praise over the course of 2009 and onwards, considering his known greed for money by creating insanely expensive hats, more Builders Club Payment Packages, more Builders Club features and theoretically trying to suck wallets dry, and the fact that he tries to look as if he is professional, though seems like a common fool as seen in some threads, ie. his reply to the thread regarding "SFOTHIV being BC-Only".

Telamon's Comment regarding SFOTHIV being BC only:

1. I can ban Exploiters and get their main account.
2. I was curious how many tickets it would make (answer: a ton)
3. I was interested in whether there would be fewer noobs in-game (maybe)
4. It's my game and I'll do what I want.
5. Trololollollll.

by FasdYourSeatbelts November 9, 2012

Telah

A girl who's just too outstanding to be defined in words. =D

That girl is totally a Telah.

by Narton March 8, 2009

Waluigi Telamon

He’s a nice old fellow who donates to the poor. But if you are mean to people, don’t expect to wake up the next morning.

Waluigi Telamon was last seen donating 500,000,000 to a homeless person.

by Paul Zuez March 2, 2019

Telavisaphonernetting

The act of Watching Television, Talking on the Phone, and Surfing the Internet all at once.

I was Talking to Elle on the Phone While I chatted With Emmett on myspace and Watched legally Blonde on The T.V.

A.K.A. Telavisaphonernetting

by Teal_Crayon September 20, 2007

Waluigi Telamon

A nice jolly old fellow, who donates to the poor. He will make you birthday cakes, and so much more. But if you say his name 3 times, you will be killed

Waluigi Telamon was last seen donating 500,000,000 to a homeless person.

by Paul Zuez March 2, 2019