Lord Tachanka

Deadly, fierce, and a true force to be reckoned with. Native to Mother Russia, our Lord is a brilliant mathematician and warrior. You do not hunt Tachanka, for Tachanka hunts you. You do not kill Tachanka, for Tachanka kills you. You do not beat Tachanka, for Tachanka beats you. He is our Lord and Savior, the only operator worthy of our praise.

All bow and praise your savior Lord Tachanka, or face the furry of pure Russian anger.

by EggCombo May 20, 2018

Hotter than Satan's gooch

A term used when describing how hot and humid it is (most commonly used in Texas), compares the temperature of a room to the area between Satan's testicles and asshole

Guy 1 "We need to fix the AC unit, it's, like, 100 degrees in here!"
Guy 2 "I know, it's hotter than Satan's gooch in here!"

by KnightStormer2 April 26, 2015

Tachanka

The most legendary operator of all time. Also known as Lord Tachanka or Lord Chanka, he is also compared to people like Chuck Norris, Vladimir Putin, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Steve Irwin, Jesus, and God.

Spetznaz Recruit: We pray to our Lord Tachanka to protect us from Ash, for she has no hit box.

by Lheggy May 14, 2018

Slower than guns

Military slang for making bad lifestyle choices.

Since retirement, the Gunny was staying by a bottle and fading slower than guns.

by I, Wreckerrr October 25, 2016

we are tighter than bark on a tree

When you are as close to something as bark on a tree. Usually used to get someone to do something.

Girl: wanna go on a date
Boy: Why should I?
Girl: Because we are tighter than bark on a tree.
Boy: oh okay

by Gninja237 June 18, 2017

Faded than a hoe

How you feel after hitting a blinker or a dabbington. Need I say more?

I only got five things to say: FADED THAN A HOE, FADED THAN A HOE, FADED THAN A HOE, FADED THAN A HOE, FADED THAN A HOE.

by splurgio October 13, 2022

Death by Tchaikovsky

The act of making love while listening to the 1812 Overture. Starts slow but turns to an extreme showing of brute force which leads to your partner never being the same.

I was fuckin her the other night and the 1812 overture came on. It went from slow to death by Tchaikovsky. She couldn't walk right for a week.

by count6969 February 3, 2012