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Tandem Shitting

The act of two people taking nasty shits in side by side bathroom stalls at the same time.
Baxter "Did you see those two guys go into the bathroom and drop bombs at the same time"?

Jay "Ya Tandem Shitting is frowned upon".
by MadShitter40 January 12, 2012
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Ancient Psychic Tandem War Elephant

A way cool beast that Jake and Finn wish for on an episode of Adventure Time. It looks like 2 conjoined elephants, with orange goggles on each face and golden shotguns for tusks. It also has rockets on it's feet and can shoot a purple beam out of its trunks. If anyone ever comes across one, and you are wondering how it is controlled, just remember; you don't control it, you must let it give you control. It will know if you are worthy to command him because he is psychic.
Finn the human: What should we wish for Jake?

Jake the dog: Something only two bros can share...

Together: Ancient Psychic Tandem War Elephant!!!!!!
by p5yclone June 6, 2011
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Power tandem

Two power tops who eat, sleep and ravish two unwilling bound and gagged partners together, simultaneously clasping hands, smiling, looking longingly into each others eyes, sharing a most intimate moment and listening to White Snake.
Bill and Jim are exhausted from their power tandem last night.
by Power_tandem April 15, 2010
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tandem

A term used by street drifters to simplify the act of drifting around together. This term is also used by gamers in GTA, Forza, Need for Speed, etc.
Hey Nick, you wanna tandem tonight?

Yeah bro. I'm up for a tandem.
by StrxfestrxfeStrxfw June 25, 2018
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Tayden

Tayden is a really nice girl. She will make your eyes pop out of their sockets and roll away. She is passionate to learn and she is extremely gifted. Tayden’s are usually badass and very cute, as well.
Tayden’s are names usually on boys but are very cute on a girl.
by Kierra DeVera July 6, 2019
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tandembate

When 2 or more people pleasure themselves sexually either in close proximity to each other or at a specified time i.e. " We shall all tandembate until our juice flows forth at dusk every seventh day"
Bone Thugs tandembated on my mom!
by Roger Dodgington November 13, 2013
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nullagine tandem cowboy shitwank

Whilst one man is having a standard shit wank, a second man sits on his lap cowboy style and shits between his legs, whilst simultaneously jerking them both off with theirs cocks pressed up against each others
I was having a sneaky shitwank when my man lover Plunky sat down on my lap and joined me for a good ol nullagine tandem cowboy shitwank of monstrous proportions. We simultaneously owned the toilet whilst setting off jizz fireworks all of the bathroom ceiling
by Bumfluff June 25, 2014
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