tacojacked

have a taco and get it stolen

Dude i was tacojacked last night.

by jim April 24, 2005

statjacked

When a friend hijacks your Facebook and posts embarassing, and usually vulgar, inappropriate, and/or obscene content as your Facebook status. Occasionally the statjacker will post a status dedicated to their own amazingness.

"Dude, since when do you enjoy taking warm cum-filled bubble baths with a dildo up your butt?"
"Oh shit, I just got statjacked."

Facebook Status: "Johnny Jones is LAUREN ERICSON IS SOOOOO AWESOME AND I WANT TO BE HER!!!!!!"

by fb statjacker October 9, 2009

Tatlocked

Named after C. Tatlock. It's the process of sucking so hard on a dab pen that the machine itself becomes concerned about your welling being and shuts down automatically.

Dude, she Tatlocked that dab pen so hard the only way she's getting home is with an air traffic controller.

by OregonDrySide January 10, 2022

Tatlocked

The process of sucking so hard on a dab pen that the machine itself becomes concerned about your welling being and shuts down automatically.

Dude, she Tatlocked that dab pen so hard the only way she's getting home is with an air traffic controller.

by OregonDrySide January 10, 2022

Tough acting Tajacken

When she is jerking you off with one hand and scratching your athletes foot with the other hand.

I’m not sure if her scratching my feet got me off or the handjob. Either way that was the best Tough acting Tajacken ever.

by UpwiththeJones February 22, 2021