tarmacing

(verb)
In order to complete a successful tarmacing, the male must, during intercourse, shit on the bitches back. This starts from the rectal cavity and should be worked upwards in a swift motion towards the ladies neck. Prompt running in the opposite direction to said lady is advised as soon as the tarmacing is complete.

Billy tarmaced his bitch all night long

by munging_commander November 17, 2004

tarmacing

Take a shit on someone and proceed to thrust against them like a steam roller.

Graham was tarmacing Betty in the closet.

by cripplednippletots May 28, 2016

tarmacing the drive

To go far a massive dump

He's been in there for hours, he must be tarmacing the drive

by Stormtrooper X March 9, 2018

TARMACING

Laying the 'black and brown' to create a nice even surface!

Getting a ground crew in (4 friends) to each hold a corner down on a large tarpaulin sheet. Then once you have that in place, you will then need your girlfriend to go on 'All Fours' in the center of it. Once she is in position you may the sit on her back like a horse rider and begin to shit over her back. Once the shit is laid you will then be required to use your ass cheeks to spread and smear it all over her back until you have a nice and even gripping surface! Tarmacing's done lads, lets have a cuppa tea!

by THE CHAG June 28, 2011

Tarmacing

An extension of a spit kink.
Make your girl smoke a pack of cigarettes.
When she spits on you, the flem will come out black from the cigarettes, giving the effect of tarmac.

Me and my girlfriend tried tarmacing last night.
I looked like a road after she was finished!

by Backstreet Kink October 9, 2019

Tarmacking

to run someone over with your car

"John got sent down for tarmacking a copper"

by Emma-Leigh September 6, 2006