Tarkington Cheese Massacre

Cheese incident at Tarkington Highschool during lunch, then two tables started throwing cheese at eachother.

Nathaniel didn’t know how String cheese was made at the Tarkington Cheese Massacre

by Cheeseman00000235 December 10, 2021

turkington

puttnam's last name!!!!

putnam turkington
laugh wid me homie!!!!

by sdfghji June 25, 2008

talkington

He's the perfect man. But watch out, he's a delta male. Delta males are self-sabotaging, loners; their favorite artists are Lil Peep and $uicideboy$. Ladies might think they can fix a Talkington, but they never succeed. Though they may come off as alpha males at first, they are big softies at heart who love pancakes and incense. Make sure you keep an eye on a Talkington or you might be the next one committed to a psych ward...

"You got a Talkington vibe to you"

by Bobolacous August 30, 2022

Turkington

A guy who likes to ask chicks if they thinks he’s good looking while thrashing them

After a few tins he turns into such a turkington

by Gelties December 9, 2024

Turkington

A man/boy who gets on the piss and asks females if they think he’s good looking. Normally has a horrific porn addiction

Look at that guy, he’s full Turkington tonight

by Gelties December 9, 2024