Marijuana Philosopher

A person whom often high, disregards the teachings of the world, and philosophizes his own theories about creation, the universe, and other forms of science.

"Dude, this just came to me."

"Whaaat duude?"

"dude. What if the world, was like, an ipod library, and god was just shuffling the galaxies, and like earth was just the in song in the cosmos, and was the top listened to planet on the play list of the universe?"

"woh dude, woh, you Marijuana Philosopher you.

by Mtaylor1057 February 10, 2009

Marijuana mama

She aint no regular mama. You cop one of these joints and you are good for life.

"Son, you look high as shit."

"Nah, I was just out with my marijuana mama last night."

by x_naanplug_x October 23, 2020

Marijuana Party

Canadian political party who advocates the legalisation of marijuana.

The Marijuana Party is the only party that actually offers us something

by danw17 January 15, 2006

Tijuana Steamhouse

The muggy and smelly result of the bathroom when you have completed taking a steaming hot shower after you have taken a massive dump.

Man, don't go into the restroom, Joe made it a Tijuana steamhouse.

by Roy Folker July 31, 2010

Tijuana Backpack

A Cleveland Steamer but on the back

Camryn was shocked when Russ gave her a Tijuana Backpack instead of the back massage he had originally offered.

by Bachelor Party Wisdom April 7, 2009

Tijuana sock-warmer

The act of putting Tabasco or other hot sauce on a condom before engaging in intercourse. Note that this applies to the OUTSIDE of the prophylactic, as the application of a spicy liquid to the inside would technically be considered a Guadalajara Hot Pocket

Several hours after being Tijuana sock-warmered, he made the mistake of ingesting a laxative - a mistake he will not soon forget.

by ubermonk December 19, 2010

Marijuanaganjaman

A green Genie with dreadlocks that comes to you on a flying carpet when you are high as fuck. He gives you extra weed if you can successfully answer three riddles that he asks you.

Last night I saw the marijuanaganjaman, i got all three riddles correct and now I got enough weed to last the rest of this week.

by DatNiggaFromUpTheBlock April 19, 2012