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target practice

Placing a flushable object in a toilet (like a small piece of toilet paper), then urinating on it. Usually done by males.
I'm bored and sober. So I'm doing target practice in the bathroom.
by LudwigVan December 19, 2003
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Target practice

A game where you throw a dildo off the roof/window/balcony during a party or outside event to see it if hits someone. Points are given in reference to how far the target is, how close you got to hitting it, and how long is the projectile.
I played target practice with my friends at the party last night, and I was convicted for sexual and normal assault
by The epitome of knowledge February 18, 2019
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target practice

hitting on a girl that u know would never go out with u but u say what the hell anyways
by alex August 16, 2003
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Russian Target Practice

Sexual transaction in which a male partner aims his penis into the belly button of male/female partner and ejaculates, trying to get the semen into the belly button area.
Last night I just performed Russian Target Practice on my girlfriend.
by Your Drunk Mom June 10, 2010
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Load Fairy's Target Practice

1. The most common victim of the Load fairy, used by him for honing his three key skills: speed, mass and accuracy (time elapsed between beginning of masturbation and the actual blowing of the load, actual amount of semen in entire load, and percentage of load that hit the bull's eye).
2. The person on the receiving end of a cum-shot.
3. Your mom.
1. The anonymous person drifted off to sleep perfectly, only to be awakened by the physical sensation of being the Load Fairy's Target Practice for the 2nd time that week.
2. That bitch? Yea, she's the LFTP, alright.
3. The dream your mother didn't quite aspire to by the time she turned 18, but she fulfilled it nonetheless.
by aka_Pyro June 7, 2007
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Target Practice

When, during traditional doggy style sex, the male is about to produce semen, and pulls out. Then, with the female still bent over, he rests his penis on the top of her butt, letting it stay within the groove forming right above the actual butt crack. This should resemble a cannon. The male will then cum, going for distance. The farther, the better
“Yo, I heard you fucked Jessica yesterday.”
“Yeah fam. And when I was about to cum, I did some target practice.”
“How far did you shoot?”
“I got some in her hair dude
“Dude that’s sick”
by NeuteredRaptor69 May 9, 2019
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Target Practice

Right before you ejaculate in her pull out and shoot your load in to her belly button and yell bullseye.
by Hung dude February 5, 2025
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