cardshark

1. An individual that is very good at games that involve playing cards of some sort

2. An individual that sews until the wee hours of the morning, often losing sleep over correct stitching methods or zipper attachment. Beware when this type of individual does sleep, however, for there is often a strong, pungeunt draft that occompanies slumber.

See: windtunnel

1. That guy playing Texas Hold-em is a total cardshark.

2. Dude, CardShark over there totally just cut one as he slept!

by Pedobear February 23, 2005

tardstar

A mentally retarded person who is exceptionally talented in some way.

Timmy may be severely retarded, but he sings Pavarotti beautifully. He's a real tardstar!

by TheMadLinguist January 11, 2009

tardhawk

The trend were people gel up their hair like a Mohawk, but without shaving the sides they are really just retarded posers. Commonly seen with the guidos and the Gap wearing crowd.

Hey, did you see that douchebag with the tardhawk? Either get a real Mohawk or learn to comb your hair!

by themanwiththeplanhellyeah February 10, 2009

Tardvarko

Incredibly awesome, amazing, cool, the best of the best.

Dude, you missed so much! It was tardvarko!!!

by thepeanutbutterguru October 27, 2010

turdshackle

to tackle, attack, wrestle with, or playfully beat up a friend

Wow, I can't beleive you just said that! I'm so totally gonna turdshackle you!

by Brooke.M March 23, 2008

Tardvark

1) A person who can't tell the different between necrophilia and narcolepsia.

2) Someone who has just done something stupid or is a moronic person in general.
3) An Ardvart with a T.

What a Tardvark!!!

by HolyBeJesus August 25, 2009

Tardsmack

One who is dumb, stupid - an utter dumbass.

Retard + Smack = Tardsmack.

John, I swear you can be such a tardsmack sometimes.

by Tiffany A December 29, 2007