yardifacts

Front yard clutter which can include eccentric statues, lawn gnomes, wind spinners and the ubiquitous pink plastic flamingo. The modern day manifestation of marking your territory as a warning to competing tribes. Depending on who you are, it's either eye candy or an eye sore.

Me: "My yardifacts aren't *quite* whitetrash enough. Think I'll go buy another value pack of 100 plastic flamingos!"

Archaeologist 1000 years from now: "ZOMG look at all these yardifacts. No wonder these people became extinct."

by <|crayon| April 18, 2009

tardface

Loser guys who won't tell a girl he likes her, even though he acts like he does.

He tells me I'd look hot in tight jeans and he will take me all the way home to Chatswood, but that tardface won't tell me whether or not he likes me.

by desperatefriendsclub March 23, 2005

Tardifuck-o

1. (N) A really retarded asshole that is really busting your balls.

2. (Adj) A descriptive word used to desribe fuckers that are retarded.

exmpl. That guy is being a tardifuck-o
exmpl. You are a tardifuck-o.

by FORD JACKSON January 28, 2011

trifactor

simultaneous double penetration and oral sex

customer: "Does Jenna Haze get trifactor'd in this DVD?"

cashier: "Yeah, in the gangbang scene."

by whitebolo May 24, 2005

Tardfartin

When a person farts on the mentially disabled.

Yea that bus driver was tardfartin the day before christmas break, he called it a: "secrect guilty suprize" for the tards parents.

by Chris M May 13, 2005

Tarditecture

1) Any type of architecture (physical, network, software, or otherwise) that lacks quality in design, creation, or implementation.

2) Architecture done by absolute retards who somehow have a job doing sophisticated things.

3) A contraction of the words retard and architecture.

Person 1: Man! Did you see how bad that network design is?

Person 2: Yeah! That is tarditecture at its best!

by vududady January 27, 2012

tardface

n. a person with a face easily associated with retardation, such as the common deformaties of Downs syndrome.

v. to mangle someone's face in such a way that they look like a retard.

You tardface, your only chances for dating are with the blind.

I'm going to tardface you if you don't shut your hole.

by Twilight Veil March 16, 2004