Internet Tapir

A person messing up everything when and after hanging around for days in the internet-

"Usually he is clean and has enough entropy in his life, but from
time to time he becomes a total internet tapir."
"How long are you in the Internet Tapir Mode, again? Your eyes are triangled, yet!"

by Uma Thulkjashdkh February 27, 2019

Arsepipe Tapioca

A wonderful substance created during a furious session of bedroom gymnastics between a man and a woman.

While moving from vaginal penetration to anal ‘bum love’ a mixture of sweat, male pre-cum, female fanny batter, spit/lube, arse-grease and ultimately jizz get rubbed together to create a magical porridge like substance around the female arse pipe and the penis of the male.

This produce is usually cleaned away by bathing or it can be scraped up and eaten off of a Ritz cracker - yummy!

‘I’m so tired today’ said George, ‘I was up all night hammering Mildred up the tradesman’s, after I spaffed my wad up her nipsy she licked my rod clean and commented that she wished she had a Ritz cracker handy to much the arsepipe tapioca off’

by Marty the Hat November 12, 2019

Tamira

A Tamira is someone who is down to earth and full of energy. She is confident but still has her moments. She is a hopeless romantic and is artistic in writing or drawing. She loves the outdoors and her family. She is hilarious, always making people laugh or smile. She is fun and daring. She is athletic and stands by her friends. She is beautiful and sexy and she never changes for anyone. She may be stubborn but she always stands up for the people she cares about. She is honest, responsible, and trustworthy. She would be great in a relationship if she were given the chance.

"Who is that confident and kind girl?"

"Oh, that's Tamira!"

by writteninthestars May 23, 2013

happy tapioca

to be butt fucked and submerged in pudding. (as seen on Jimmy Kimmel's "This Week in Unnecessary Censorship")

from Scooby Doo
Fred: They're gonna teach me a move called happy tapioca, I don't know what it is but apparently I'll be butt fucked and submerged in pudding. See you around!

by lifeg0eson666 October 22, 2010

Perfect Double-Tapered Shit

a.k.a. PDT
A perfect shit, tapered evenly on both ends. Especially used when unexpected after a messy meal or night out.

Got up in the morning, took the most perfect double-tapered shit I've ever had in my life. True story. Who are the pitchers in this game? -George Brett

by wargy2 March 26, 2019

Tahir

U may be thinking what is a Tahir, well a Tahir is a person of many traits. He is a very down to earth person and can be seen to have a big heart for anyone it doesn’t matter wether they are new or old people in his life or wether they play a big factor. A Tahir is extremely good looking, this means that a Tahir will have a variety of options. He a huge penis. Tahir is not a player but doesn’t want anything until he finds the right one. Your lucky if ur the right one as a Tahir is extremely loyal once he has you it’s ride or die. Furthermore a Tahir is very intellectual. He loves money but isn’t greedy and whenever he has something he will share it with the needy. A Tahir is what everyone needs in there life.

Tahir: is needed in everyone’s life

by Bdndhddhdh October 13, 2019

Double Taper

A perfectly formed shit log tapered on both ends

I feel 10 pounds lighter after dropping a double taper

by JBest in show January 6, 2009