tanker

a MASSIVE shit.

marc: dude, i just dropped a huge deuce in your backyard.
taylor: goddamn! look at the size of that tanker!

by the storm drains April 27, 2009

Tanker Tits

A woman who has larger than average breasts. Nice looking, and firm. Not TOO big, but enough to catch you eyes.

Erik: "Damn, that girl has got some Tanker Tits on her"
Alex: "Where? Oh there she is.. Oh yea, for sure"
Erik:" yea, that's right."

by LOLJUSTAGUYWHOLIKESGIRLS007 May 20, 2009

tankeramovich

Beyond loaded; truly lit.

Bitsy had four drank, and now she's tankeramovich.

by Mike Delee March 28, 2008

Tanker Banger

A guy who bangs fat chicks for shits and giggles, also known as a nastyman.

Steve: aye i think Robs porking that fat chick he just met.
Bradley: TANKER BANGER!
Jeffo: Balls.

by KidSwoll August 2, 2009

Piel Tanker

1) An irritating or obnoxious tanky or tank class player/character in a video game.

2) Someone who can tank(take) a lot of Piel(dick)

Can be any gender. Can be used as an insult.

Piel Tanker is a mix of the word Piel(south african afrikaans slang for dick) and Tank(word used for a tank class player/character in video games)

Dude that guy is such a Piel Tanker

Amy don't be a Piel Tanker

by SasukeCOZA March 8, 2021

Cum Tanker

Just below Fuckbag on the Joker-San Female Rating System, a Cum Tanker describes the infamous fukanythinwithacockian slut. Usually a higher form of party girl who gives blow jobs in the bathroom of the local night club instead of a back alley next to a dumpster, like a Drink Tickets or a Gas Money would. Her being a pro, she can most likely take it all the way down to the base without gagging, and "tanks" every last drop like its fuel for her internal party engine.

"I met this chick at the club last night. Whoa boy, she was a total Cum Tanker. She gave me an amazing suckbuggy in the bathroom and made every inch disappear. Fantastico!"

by SP00NS October 8, 2007

Tanker Bar

Tanker Bar: The best bar in Portland Oregon. Home to the best Big Buck Hunter Pro Open Season players in the West Region. Famous for their bad ass bartenders, great drinks, awesome vibe, and Mr. Haywood Jablomie.

I was at Tanker Bar on Friday and I saw Andrew and Justin playing Buck Hunter, omg they are so good I want to get their autographs

by GangusKahn August 3, 2010