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tanorexic

Also called sun worshippers. They see a very pasty pale person when they stare into the mirror. A person who has an obsession with tanning. Not limited to any sex or race, they are predominantly white females. Tanorexics missed the memo that said that too much sunlight, specifically UV rays, is a leading cause of skin cancer, almost as bad as smoking cigarettes like a chimney which many tanorexics indulge in also. Tanorexics can easily be identified as having skin a sickly brown color, taking on a certain shade of poop the darker they get. This skin is many times darker than their sun bleached hair. A tanorexic thinks that dark skin makes them desirable and sexy. If a tanorexic tans many years, their skin takes on a leathery appearance and will form creases and folds, especially on the face, making one look older than their actual age, and possibly uglier than they would have been otherwise. They also keep the cost of insurance rising due to their frequency of skin cancer breakout. The common personality traits of a tanorexic are: sel-absorbtion, dimb-wittedness, and in defiance of common logic about the harmful affects of radiation. They tend to have a large majority of population incidence of skin cancer. The common types of tanorexics include: vain teenage girls, the party girls, the trophy wives (otherwise known as the rich bitches who don't have to work because their husband is a doctor/lawyer/corporate executive), the wrinkled old dark bitches who still think they look good( they fit in the previous category as well).
That wrinkled old tanorexic needs to go indoors and hide her ugly self.

Tanorexics like to sip martinis by the pool side.
by TheAnnihilator October 29, 2006
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tanorexic

A person addicted to tanning; the disorder in which people may feel that they NEED to be tan.

Much like anorexia (the root word) tanorexic people are both mentally and physically addicted to tanning.

Physical addiction: UVA rays can give the feeling of euphoria or a natural "high" similar to the euphoric feeling experienced after exercising.
"I love tanning; could I be a tanorexic?"
by Amanda Lynn B May 24, 2006
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tanerexic

a person who is addicted to tanning. They usually can be easily spotted as they have unusually tan skin for their race.
"I hope you get skin cancer you tanenerexic bitch"
by Hilary March 21, 2004
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tanorexia

A mental disease in which a person believes that no matter how much they tan, they are never tan enough.
EX: "That girl needs to stay away from the tanning booth for awhile; she looks positively tanorexic!"
by Falafelette April 4, 2005
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tanerexia

When a person is extrememly dark and tanned in reality, but to themselves they seem normal or even pale.
"She's almost black, but she doesn't think so. She must be tanorexic."
by Kns June 6, 2005
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tanorexic

(1) A combination of the words "tan" and "anorexia." (a) A person, usually a white girl, who never thinks they are tan enough. (b) A person who is both frighteningly skinny, and frighteningly tan.
Yo, Paris Hilton be the Tanorexic poster child.
by Quicksand October 1, 2005
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