Tampon

Something my little brother tried to stick up his asshole.

Me: No, Tommy, don't shove that tampon up your ass!
Tommy: Too wate oldie brothie...

by Misogyny May 14, 2011

Tampon

You put them in your nose to stop the bleeding

Guy one: My nose is bleeding
Girl 1:*gives tampon*
Guy one: uhh
Girl 1: youll need it

by alessmax June 10, 2011

Tampon

something women put in their vaginas to stop menstrual flow (blood) from going into their underwear. tampons are comfy and can be nice because you can swim in them. although comfy, they don't tend to be popular to girls that have only recently started menstruating because they're worried about something being stuck up their vagina and losing their virginity.

Girl: crap! i just got my period. where's a tampon?
Guy: don't say stuff like that.
Girl: oh shut-up. *goes into her backpack and takes out a tampon* i'll be right back, i just need to put my TAMPON in, then we can finish doing our homework.

*says the word tampon deliberately just to annoy the guy*

by Melodie July 8, 2005

tampon

A compacted tubular-shaped piece of cotton with a plastic applicator that women insert into their vagina when they're having their period.Has a string on the bottom end to allow retrieval after a few hours. The string hangs out beyond the labia, so if you're wearing a thong and a short skirt, make sure the string doesn't show when you bend over.

he: I don't mind buying condoms but don't try sending me for tampons or pads just because you didn't plan on ever having another period !

by Jake February 20, 2004

tampon

A small nuclear-warhead shaped bunch of cotton inside of either a flushable cardboard or pearly kinda plastic applicator, with a little cotton string on the end to pull the tampon out with. Hurts sometimes. Always wrapped in a noisy plastic wrapper. We chicks put these in our fish tacos when we get our rag. Changed every 8 hours, with an extended use posing a risk for TSS (toxic shock syndrome).

Yeah Tom. Thats a tampon. And no, you can't help me put it in.

by Major Moo April 29, 2004

tampons

a small, cylliner-shape cotton swab with a string (so it doesn't get lost when 'inserted') that absorbs the.. leakage during that time of the month.

during my period, had had to use a tampon to stop the, err, leaking..

by dee-jay elle April 21, 2004

Tampon

A cruel reminder that Mother Nature is real and will curse a girl at the most inconvient times. It can humorlessly be purchased by a male victim.

"Oh, god!" She cursed at her unfortunate discovery, "I need a tampon! Quick! I have a date with my blind date soon!"

by Mother Nature and her victim January 2, 2010