The study of all aspects of the word "tard". Inclusive of how to be a tard, how to wrangle a tard, what makes someone a tard, and how to cure tard. The subject was created and made famous by Ed from the T.V. show 'Ed, Edd, and Eddy' and Patrick Star from the T.V. show 'Spongebob.'
Friend: HUMANS HAVE 47 CHROMOSOMES
Me: NO! Fool! Maybe u do, but It's 46. Either that, or you have a masters in Tardology.
Me: NO! Fool! Maybe u do, but It's 46. Either that, or you have a masters in Tardology.
by The Tard Shepherd May 13, 2019
Get the tardology mug.The act of getting laid. Having sex. To tap dat ass. Performing tapology. Reading the booty-scriptures.
by Dwayne January 15, 2004
Get the tapology mug.1) An obsessive facination with deceased tortoises.
2) An erotic attraction to or the need to copulate with deceased tortoises.
Etymology:
Normally enjoyed by the lesser active and unfit of the human species, due to the fact that a dead tortoise will not say no or crawl away and thus irradicates the fear of rejection.
2) An erotic attraction to or the need to copulate with deceased tortoises.
Etymology:
Normally enjoyed by the lesser active and unfit of the human species, due to the fact that a dead tortoise will not say no or crawl away and thus irradicates the fear of rejection.
1) Look a dead tortoise--lets partake in the act of Necro-Tautology!
- You sick fuck, leave it alone
2) People have said that I am a tortaulogist.
- Dude you hump tortoises?
- You sick fuck, leave it alone
2) People have said that I am a tortaulogist.
- Dude you hump tortoises?
by Grey M@a September 10, 2004
Get the Necro-Tautology mug.Using different words to say the same thing, or a series of self-reinforcing statements that cannot be disproved because they depend on the assumption that they are already correct
ME: Dudes such a wanker he’s dead-to-me… like piss-on-his-grave dead-to-me…
FRIEND: Thats a hell-of-a tautology if i have ever heard one.
FRIEND: Thats a hell-of-a tautology if i have ever heard one.
by BNENJK September 26, 2012
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It rained all weekend at the campground this past weekend we had to use Tarpology to keep the campsite dry.
by Jboymc November 12, 2009
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I need to be in Takuology to win that trophy
I will Taku until my petition is granted
Takuology has turned my life around
I will Taku until my petition is granted
Takuology has turned my life around
by Oluwadone October 19, 2020
Get the Takuology mug.The repetition of meaning in the same sentence, using different words. Usually decreases clarity of speech/writing.
Example of a sentence using Tautology:
He struggled to lift the heavy weights, he had trouble raising them.
He struggled to lift the heavy weights, he had trouble raising them.
by Chaye June 25, 2009
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