Chinese Takeout

Occurs when male partner removes his penis after anal sex. A bit of the female's rectum sneaks out for a quick peek upon penis removal, then jumps back in.
I surprised Jen with a little Chinese takeout just before I unloaded.
by rusty okie July 18, 2006
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Road Takeout

Eating a girl out while she is driving. A difficult feat, yet possible with lots of maneuvering.
Guy: I got some road takeout with my girlfriend last night...
Other Guy: Really? What'd ya get?
Guy: Anchovies and tacos.
by kr1574 July 02, 2009
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Indian Takeout

A sexual fetish in where the male anals the female, and dickslaps the female square on in the middle of the forehead to give a red mark to resemble the ones indians have.
After the dickslap, it is usually followed by a blowjob.
John: Dude i took jaimie for a date, and we so did the indian takeout.
Mark: No WAAY!
by Nima/Tk/Jette/Sawyer November 27, 2008
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Chinese Takeout

When a person is forcefully removed from an airplane and gotten beaten up in the process due to the airplane being overbooked.
Janna: What happened to Jim on his flight?
Bob: He was severed Chinese takeout.
by tastybiscuits April 21, 2017
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chinese takeout

The act of taking off a used condom, tying it up, and placing it into your chick's purse so she'll find it the next morning.
"i give my girl chinese takeouts..it's my little way of saying thanks."
by Travis Urban August 02, 2006
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The Spammer's Takeout

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The Spammer's Takeout, a group that has dedicated their lives to combating spammers and crackers.
They offer free security on forums, and train hackers to work for them(free of course).
The main goal of The Spammer's Takeout, is to show the world that hackers are the good guys and the crackers are the bad ones. They have a lot of stuff in the Anti-Spam Resources, they even show how you can prevent your forums from being cracked.
If someone keeps spamming your forum, The Spammer's Takeout will protect your forum, and stop the spammer. Mabye even get him put in jail.
by Tomba July 07, 2006
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Diarrhea Takeout

The most vicious diarrhea caused by Chinese takeout food. Symptoms that show Diarrhea Takeout include eating takeout, burning of the anus, yellowish colored puss and blood seeping from the anal cavity, and itching of the rectum. If you are one of the 30 that manage to make it to the toilet in time, you will be able to compare the experience to anal childbirth and wiping your ass with sandpaper. Side affects may include nausea, loss of appetite, inability to sit properly, and blackouts due to loss of body mass, involuntary fainting, and dehydration.
Why is Joe in the hospital is he okay?
He had Diarrhea Takeout, the doctors said he should make it.
by ThisHurts October 16, 2011
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