Taking a Trump

To hold a nonsensical tirade; verbal defecation. Often contradictory and self-aggrandizing.

We were talking about yuppies and Dave got upset and started taking a Trump . He complained about how they are ruining the neighbourhood and then bragged about how much money he makes since moving here.

*First said by Stephen Colbert in reference to the Donald himself, talking abut Ben Carson's belt-buckle knife attack.

by bleakblock January 23, 2016

Take a Trump

Shitting out a fat orange turd that takes four years to flush

America took a Trump back in 2016 and we just finally flushed it down. Man, it takes forever to clean out the orange skid marks in the middle of the bowl after you take a trump like that.

by Harold Knutczak November 24, 2020

Taking a Trump

When someone is taking a dump that will take 10 to 15 times to flush.

I'll definitely be taking a Trump after I finish that last piece of pizza.

by JRBIV December 11, 2019

take a trump

Dumping your thoughts on Twitter while dumping your excrement in the toilet.

I'm gonna ragequit your stupid plan and then take a Trump on it!

by hopelyannoyed December 12, 2016

Take a Trump

A massive dump that takes 10 to 15 times to flush.

After Thanksgiving, I had to Take a Trump.

by JRBIV December 11, 2019

take a Trump

to defecate.

Nature calls— I have to take a Trump.

by CitizenKaines October 30, 2018

take a Trump

An unsuccessful trip to the bathroom, most likely due to constipation. A metaphor for DonaldTrump’s inability to “drain the swamp” in spite of numerous promises.

Bro 1: How was your go?

Bro 2: Terrible - all I could do was take a Trump.

by j-mannnnn January 6, 2017