Take a Dump

It is a popular iPhone app created by Samir for Apple iPhone store

Its a iPhone app that can be found at Apple App store - Search for Take a Dump

by Vivister March 22, 2010

take a dump

For a game system to stop working

My Playstation 2 take a dump

by KaiserBasara October 9, 2005

take a dump hump

the hump dogs form in their backs when preparing to pinch off a giant loaf.

uh oh, kylie's got the take a dump hump, better get her outside quick!

by CGPinFL June 16, 2011

Take a dump on me

A request you ask of a friend or stranger when you are having such a bad day that the only thing that could make it worse is someone actually emptying their bowels onto you.

Wesley: Dude its too bad that you forgot to wear clothes on school picture day, now your ding-dong's gonna be in the yearbook.
Ben: Take a dump on me!
Wesley: Okay!

by Gunlockben January 28, 2011

Take a dump on the floor

An good way to start an interesting conversation.

I shat on the floor so as to get my guests engaged in a conversation.

by Eyeballflyball September 3, 2003

Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about

A twist on the saying ,"shit in in one hand and ask with the other and see which one gets filled 1st", targeted at complainers and whiners.

Whiney person: Everything sucks as usual.
Me: Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about.
Whiney person: That's the last time I complain to you about my life and also why are my boots in the bathroom?

by The Dark Anus (JC) February 26, 2019

take a huge dump

To release a huge flagon of ass compost. Not your everyday trip to the jacks.

Like a normal poop at double, triple or even quadruple butt load.

Rohan has the insatiable need to take a huge dump after a night of carving up tinder guys and eating hot curry pujas

by Pablo Michaelo June 7, 2014