A request you ask of a friend or stranger when you are having such a bad day that the only thing that could make it worse is someone actually emptying their bowels onto you.

Wesley: Dude its too bad that you forgot to wear clothes on school picture day, now your ding-dong's gonna be in the yearbook.
Ben: Take a dump on me!
Wesley: Okay!

Take a dump on me by Gunlockben January 28, 2011

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Take a dump on the floor

An good way to start an interesting conversation.

I shat on the floor so as to get my guests engaged in a conversation.

Take a dump on the floor by Eyeballflyball September 3, 2003

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Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about

A twist on the saying ,"shit in in one hand and ask with the other and see which one gets filled 1st", targeted at complainers and whiners.

Whiney person: Everything sucks as usual.
Me: Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about.
Whiney person: That's the last time I complain to you about my life and also why are my boots in the bathroom?

Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about by The Dark Anus (JC) February 26, 2019

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take a huge dump

To release a huge flagon of ass compost. Not your everyday trip to the jacks.

Like a normal poop at double, triple or even quadruple butt load.

Rohan has the insatiable need to take a huge dump after a night of carving up tinder guys and eating hot curry pujas

take a huge dump by Pablo Michaelo June 7, 2014

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