"Some of my friends hide in the Philippines but I prefer other places. I'm not known as Ryan out there. I'm the Taiwanese Ladyboy Jerker."
by ImTheManINeverLose December 15, 2018
Get the Taiwanese Ladyboy Jerker mug.The product of an ageing man's relationship with a taiwanese pre-teen prostitute. The resulting lovechild, named dave after the ageing man's favourite previous sexual offence, was always destined to look like an oriental/white cross pollenation and wear thick rimmed glasses with lenses half the size of his eyes and be as boring as a day out at the house of commons. He has also taken on his father's love for under age girls of far eastern origin.
Who's going on the trip? taiwanese dave? there's no chance I'm going then. I'd rather sit at home and play with my chopsticks
by Rubber Sheath September 20, 2008
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Person 1: Did you see that Taiwanese girl?
Person 2: Totally! She's so much hotter than all those white girls.
Person 2: Totally! She's so much hotter than all those white girls.
by Billy Pogrom November 7, 2011
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Get the Taiwanese tickler mug.People who are born, OR raised, OR living in Taiwan, AND embracing, loving the nature, culture, and everything about Taiwan.
A)Born and Raised: Chien-Ming Wang, who is a native Taiwanese has shined in New York.
B)Live in TW and Love it: Dr. GEO.L.MACKAY devoted himself improving the medical treatment and environment his whole life. He's regarded as one of the greatest Taiwanese at all time.
B)Live in TW and Love it: Dr. GEO.L.MACKAY devoted himself improving the medical treatment and environment his whole life. He's regarded as one of the greatest Taiwanese at all time.
by taiwanese August 4, 2006
Get the Taiwanese mug.Waking up to semen on the hand cause you be night jerkin the salty sailors down south. Then smearing the spunk all over the skin.
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