Trainhead

A male who is a 4” nonce

Oh look Dave it’s that 4” nonce Trainhead, don’t worry I have called the police

by Miguel the 18 incher October 31, 2019

Tainted taco

Results of a female wiping back to front.

Suzie sure has alot of yeast infections. She probaly has a tainted taco from wiping her ass the wrong way.

by carlspumpkin June 17, 2009

Tainted Slam

When someone hooks up with a nasty girl, usually due to alcohol, horniness, or low self esteem.

-Dude i heard eric banged that girl last night!
-U mean the one with the lazy eye, kankles, and lop sided titties??
-tainted slam!!!

by da JMAN jankit February 9, 2009

twithead

A person who uses the website "twitter" frequently, in the belief that normal people are reading their constant updates.

The adolescent twithead spent all night updating his Twitter account to reflect his mood.

by Twhater February 12, 2009

Tainted Auger

an unskilled gamer that likes to play a spreadsheet games about imaginary space boats in space.

Hey where has john been hiding?
that guy has been a tainted auger lately, he is always playing Astro Empires

by astrozombie420 August 5, 2011

Tithead

A person who you can always count on to do the most retarded actions imagineable. Can often be confused with a turd furgeson

Great job you tithead, you just pee'd out my bedroom window and ripped down my curtain.

by HumBabe March 6, 2005

tithead

English derogatory term for Police Constable. Derived from the shape of the standard issue bobby's helmet. That's 'helmet' as in hat.

Put yer chopper away. There's a tithead comin' round the corner.

by titwanker July 30, 2003