When a man puts seran wrap on another person's (usually a woman)face and deficates all over it.
After a buffet meal, my girlfriend said she wanted to do something unusual, I suggested a tahitian facemask. Our relationship was never the same again, because she stunk
by Neil Cozzolino October 26, 2007
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when you put tasty fruits in your girls puss and eat her out!
i ate kiwi's off of lisa's pussy.that was agood tahitian breakfast!
by tha bishop November 14, 2006
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A Tahitian FJ occurs in one of two ways; first, a single women flexible enough to maneuver her feet towards her chest in order to pleasure a man with both her feet and tits at the same time. Second, or two women combine in the pleasuring of a man one performing the tit job while the other performs foot pleasure.
by w00dysays April 16, 2009
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The act of shitting in a vagina and then having sex with it.
If male injects feces into a woman's vagina. Let's it marinade. After marinating he then has sex with the feces filled vagina. This act I called The Tahitian Burrito.
by Dirty Sanchez 1 October 25, 2013
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When you put your cock in a girls ass and stuff your balls in her pussy
I gave your girlfriend a Tahitian mudflap last night now she won't quit calling me
by Leothelion0515 August 26, 2016
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it involves a toilet, a pineapple, a heavy bat, and the anus. first, the person is knocked unconscious with a heavy bat. then, the pineapple is inserted into the persons anus and is given a swirly in a toilet with poop in it.
oh my god, i gave my friend a Tahitian Jackhammer yesterday night and his hair smells like shit!
by go go dancer 4 u 92 March 5, 2009
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Before a girl performs oral sex she ties a string around the scrotum, then as the man is ready to ejaculate he removes the string to unleash the floodgates.
During our experience performing the Tahitian Teatherball, the bursting effect of my ejaculate was more than Susie expected.
by Jake Kale Snackerman October 18, 2006
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