tadpole

v: the act of inserting one's soft flaccid penis into the circular opening of the mouth belonging to someone who is sleeping. Upon insertion the soft and flaccid penis may be slightly dangled in a manner that the receiving mouth be tickled or left motionless in the mouth for a period of time left at the discretion of he who is performing the action.

Last night I gave Axl the tadpole. His sweaty ass hands must expel most of the water in his body because his mouth was as dry as sandpaper.

by Nick Polise August 28, 2008

Tadpole

A close friend that one has known for an extended period. Someone that is held dear to the heart. A person who knows a great deal about another.

Hey, Tadpole, what's up?

by allison r. December 1, 2006

Tadpole

A strong person who always threatens to beat you up, but never has the balls to. It's often their fault.

That meathead tadpole has all bark no bite.

by DymondW March 31, 2017

tadpole

Someone who has a big head and a small tail

James you are a tadpole.

by Stephen wilson December 14, 2008

Tadpole

A wooden block that naughty people can sit on.

Ah man, I'm gonna go sit on a tadpole and I don't even care.

by MC Starbucks November 20, 2003

Tadpole

A plus-12 inch pocket rocket.

She took off her dress and her jaw hit the floor when he reeled out the Tadpole.

by Burgos P. September 2, 2004

Tadpole

A young man (usually in his 20s) who has the maturity of a much younger person and generally acts like a bratty child. They typically make themselves known in a loud and annoying manner, often while playing video games and using the voice chat.

Player 1 (22 year old man): "Squeeeeeee you guys are LAME. Such LOSERS. GG EZ git gud."
Player 2 (30 year old man): "Sounds like we have a real tadpole on our team gents."

by Airship March 23, 2020