A taco stand is any place females are known to congregate at or frequent so much that the female to male ratio becomes the opposite of a sausage party. Boutiques, hair salons, fabric stores, etc. are very apt examples of a taco stand.
My girl wanted me to go with her while she had her nails done but I always think she's trying to catch me looking at other women when she drags me along to a taco stand.
by Richard Cranium Sr. August 6, 2017
Get the Taco Stand mug.When you get fed up in an (usually upscale) store waiting too long in line or for a salesperson to help you out, you say this while exiting the store. You are calling the store inferior.
after 20 minutes looking for help or at a register:
C'mon man, Screw this Taco Stand, I get better service at Wally World.
C'mon man, Screw this Taco Stand, I get better service at Wally World.
by SCRhollywood November 23, 2009
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Get the blow this taco stand mug.if i wanted to go to a pink taco stand i would AVOID erics house seeing as it will never hav ANY women AT ALL.
by tobaditsnotmyname April 30, 2005
Get the Pink Taco Stand mug.Successfully inserting your erect penis into a womans vagina after leaping from a nearby table or chair, please consider the amount of erectile strength needed to perform this act of sex.
Greg leaped from the kitchen table and successfully performed a cuban reverse taco stand, inserting the erection into Sophie's vagina.
by xxDogLiquorxx February 12, 2010
Get the Cuban Reverse Taco Stand mug.A sexual act in which a female receives cunilingus while standing with legs spread eagle from a dwarf/midget standing proud, standing tall.
by David Kenney November 30, 2007
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