Thicknasty

Of exceptional quality

These Hot Pockets are thicknasty, I could eat them for every meal forever.

by Baron Von K August 15, 2003

MackNasty

MackNasty (MAAK-NaS; TEE)-
1. (noun) A whore who considers themselves "classy", with a high tendency to only shop at Anthropologie, where the high priced clothes there validates their whore-like actions and gives the illusions of being "classy".

2. (Verb) To be fixated on another person in a sexual manner, Involves intense onesided flirting, and ultimate obsession over a particular human involving the memorization of license plates, home address, phone number, and/or social security.

(1.)
Guy: Jesus Christ you're such a whore.

Girl: Excuse yourself, This dress is from Anthropologie... I'm the classiest MackNasty you'll ever hook-up with.

(2.)
Girl A: I Think me and(Person)are like destined to be together, I know everything about him! I better call, his car is going to need an oil change on the 13th.

Girl B: Well, I think you are totally MackNasting the hell of him, Stalker. You should seek professional help.

by Choco Thundr February 28, 2009

jacknasty

Similar to asstastic, used in reference to a particularly outlandish body part.

Something really incredible and/or truly astounding.

Dude, last night we were at the strip club and the stripper had a jacknasty set of twin towers.

by Diggerdowntrigger August 25, 2006

Tack Nasty

It's when something is just so stank it's worse than tacky or nasty by themselves

"That girl was trying so hard to brag about her engagement ring, that shit was tack nasty"

by Dane Deezy October 11, 2008

Thicknasty

poor. smells of goo

hey, that week old grandads toothpaste tastes all rough and thicknasty :(

by bob August 16, 2003

ThickNasty

A bear-woman who suffers from Bigorexia and has a batman type walk in closet with thousands of yoga tank tops and sweatpants. She will often appear to be bearing her teeth in a "dog-growl" face, but do not take offense, as this is how she smells her surroundings prior to opening her mouth and slobber-speaking something offensive and yet still self-promoting. A "Thick Nasty" can always be heard when on the move as they pound their poor lower extremities into the ground beneath them as if they were drilling for bacon flavored oil. It is not yet known what the breeding schedule of "Thick Nasty" is, but if you find yourself within proximity to one when she does, it is safest to distance you and your loved ones as building foundations have been known to give out and collapse. Do not feed a "Thick Nasty" if you see one in the wild (Everett, MA) , her penchant for sweet treats will most likely translate into a uncomfortable conversation that may or may not result in your seeing the explosive death of several over dried articles of yoga clothing.

ThickNasty: "uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh uuuuugh"
Human Man: "Hey there, could I offer you a refreshing Orangina and an Apple?"
ThickNasty: "Do you like my thexy body??"
Human Man: " Oh no! excuse me, I thought you were something else....let me just keep on walking on ov..."
ThickNasty: "AAAAAAAARGH I axxed you if you lake ma thexy body"
Human Man: "Jesus Christ, Everett Mass sucks....."

by Johnny Fat Gurlz September 1, 2013

Gacknasty

When she is so hideous to look At that it makes the back of your throat want to Gack

She was so beautiful before her meth habit turned her into a gacknasty whore.

by 'Mr.Elektrek' June 12, 2016