Twunt

A combination swearword, in this case twat meets cunt. Thought to have been invented by humourist Chris Morris for the Channel 4 series 'Jam' (2000). Now a good description of any cunt who's a twat, or indeed vice-versa.
"Don't smoke while you're pregnant, you stupid twunt"
by World of Weird July 10, 2003
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Twunted

To be stopped mid way through a procedure or disapointed
As i shot for goal i was twunted by the defender who tackled me
by DAVE December 25, 2003
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Twunt

When a person was so vile, that one insult was not enough, the word Twunt was born.

Half Twat, Half C*nt.
OMG MY EX HUSBAND IS SUCH A TWUNT!!!
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I dunno if your a cunt or twat so therefore your a twunt
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This word is used when someone is so much of a twat and cunt that you simply need both words to adequately describe them.
Andy is such a twunt!
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twunted

eating so many drugs that your face appears to melt in front of your own eyes... which have already fallen out.
(Noun) - deriv. "twatted", "cunted"

Eg. "I was so twunted last night that I covered myself in JAM and ate a WHOLE BADGER with some honey and a little chutney"
by Alix (the eternally missed) February 15, 2007
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a combination of twat and cunt used as an insult, originally used by Justin & Jason in 1999.
by Justin Mich September 14, 2006
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