twofer

A compilation CD combining two albums originally released separately on one disc or with mono and stereo versions on one disc or sometimes in a Deluxe Edition
Examples of the 2 separate albums on one disc include Gram Parsons' "GP" and "Grievous Angel" , the bulk of the Beach Boys' CD reissues of the 60s-70s albums issued in 1990 and 2001, the Flying Burrito Brothers' "Definitive Collection" comp combining "Gilded Palace of Sin" and "Burrito Deluxe" on one disc, the Best of ? and The Mysterians CD combining the "96 Tears" and "Action" albums on ABKCO, the Pozo-Seco Singers' "Time" and "I Can't Make It With You" albums on one CD, the Kingston Trio CD reissues of the Capitol catalog save for their Christmas album. John Mayall's Bluesbreakers has been mono/stereo twofered, the Supremes' "Where Did Our Love Go" album has been mono/stereo twofered in its Anniversary Edition, Jethro Tull's "This Was" has been mono/stereo twofered as part of a Deluxe Edition, Buffalo Springfield's self-titled debut, a lot of the Rascals' CD reissues on Collector's Choice Music including the Amazing Rhythm Aces' "Stacked Deck/" "Too Stuffed To Jump" and "Toucan Do It Too"/"Burning The Ballroom Down," lots of the Jackie Gleason albums, etc., and for that matter, a lot of the other CDs on that label and it's successor, Real Gone Music, are twofers, the same with a lot of the CDs on Collectables including CDs by Billy Joe Royal, Gary Puckett and The Union Gap and many other artists.
by Bradley Olson January 28, 2017
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the action of an overweight female rubbing the tip of two erect penis together.
Monica: Hey guys its twofers Tuesday; let me take care of you.

Guys: Monica we would rather die.
by Superthrive November 02, 2010
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A single mom who has two kids with 2 different fathers. The term can be used for any increment of the principle. So if she has 3 kids and 3 different fathers she is a threefer. 4 kids with 4 different fathers she is a rare fourfer. Finally 5 kids with 5 different fathers she is a fivefer
Guy 1: Hey bro I heard that chick your dating is a twofer?

Guy 2: Whats that?

Guy 1: You know she has 2 kids each with a different father.

Guy 2: Nope she has 3 kids with 3 different fathers
Guy 1: Oh snap bro your dating a threefer!
Guy 2: Haha yup im dating a threefer but I think I just knocked her up so she is gonna be a fourfer soon.
Guy 1: LOL well maybe ill make her a fivefer after your done with her you know I can't miss bro.
by BrandtJohnson August 14, 2016
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Have you ever seen a super hot girl and then realized that she was as dumb as a shoe? Have you ever heard a girl say something really brilliant, only to turn around and discover that she was a full-on yeti? This is the opposite, its when a girl is not only hot, but smart.
Robyn is not only a 10 but shes smart, total twofer.
by punkrockn July 30, 2008
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in mountaineering/hiking: Doing same or two different climbs/hikes back to back. Used by Ed Viestur in his book "No shortcut to the top".
Our plan included a twofer to Everest and Makalu.
by sytelus May 04, 2009
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Scamming public transport by using one ticket for two people, normally in an underground system where you have to rush through the barriers.
"I can't afford a ticket"
"I've already got one, we could twofer"
by Abhinav September 12, 2005
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The act of purchasing beer from walmart and doubling back to get multiple merchandise off the same receipt.
Jim and I pulled a twofer last night.
by popvegasallstar March 14, 2010
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