Twittard
Dumbasses that say things similar to this: gUnS ArE BaD! eWw iS ThAt a gAs cAr?? oH My gOd! YoU DiDnT CaLl mE By mY NeOpRoNoUnS!! Im zIm/zEm nOt sHe/hEr!!! Im tElLiNg tHe cEo oF TwItTeR!
Twittard
Mentally disabled retards from Twitter. They spend all their time on Twitter looking for problems in things that aren't problematic or problems in fiction while totally ignoring the actual real world issues as if they don't exist. They pretend as if they are allowed to speak for other people especially people that are of a difference race to them. They like to project their twisted mentalities onto other people as if everyone's the same as them and ignore everyone who calls them out. They hate men and like to virtue signal at everyone and everything. They practice cancel culture and are the ultimate form of culture. They also have zero sense of humor. There's very little difference between a twittard and a SJW.
twittard
A person who floods inboxes and facebook home pages of all his or her friends with incessant (re: obnoxious) updates. This person considers even the most mundane events in his or her life to be important enough to broadcast to the world, and in the majority of cases writes in incomplete sentences and obnoxious "SMS shorthand".
Twittard 1: (via his iPhone): "TP I bought @ Costco 2day is hella soft!! \m/."
(Ten minutes later)
Twittard 1: (via his iPhone): "Dood 2ply ftw"
(Two minutes later)
Twittard 2: (via his Windows Mobile phone): "@Twittard1: +1"
(Two minutes later)
Roommate of Twittards: (via the living room at the end of the hallway): Get a life, Twittards, you're wasting everyone's battery.
(Ten minutes later)
Twittard 1: (via his iPhone): "Dood 2ply ftw"
(Two minutes later)
Twittard 2: (via his Windows Mobile phone): "@Twittard1: +1"
(Two minutes later)
Roommate of Twittards: (via the living room at the end of the hallway): Get a life, Twittards, you're wasting everyone's battery.
Twittard
Someone probably overweight using Twitter 24/7 on their computer in their mother's basement who screams "discrimination!!11!" when someone makes a joke that involves minorities mo matter the context.
Twittard by Leader of the Flandrelings May 14, 2022
Twittard
A term coined on the blog www.MotivatedMonkey.com.
It depicts individuals who are technologically inept or slow. People who are behind the times with the new gadgets, websites, widgets or online fads.
It depicts individuals who are technologically inept or slow. People who are behind the times with the new gadgets, websites, widgets or online fads.
Guy 1: Dude, Vince just signed up for a Twitter account yesterday. He's like a year and a half behind the evolution cycle.
Guy 2: Yeah, he's a twittard.
Guy 2: Yeah, he's a twittard.
Twittard by MotivatedMonkey.com April 1, 2009
TWITTARD
A new Twitter user who hasn't acclimated to the interface. A twittard is twittarded. Twittards suffer from twittardation.
TWITTARD by based worker June 9, 2023
twitard
pronounced twi-tard
One who takes fandom of Twilight, by Stephanie Meyer, to a level of or beyond obsession.
They often flames forum postings trying to defend the book, regardless whether the book was being critiqued negatively or not. They are also prone to using all caps, not checking their spelling/grammar, jumping to conclusions, falling in love with Edward, and biting people's heads of for just saying they didn't like the book.
One who takes fandom of Twilight, by Stephanie Meyer, to a level of or beyond obsession.
They often flames forum postings trying to defend the book, regardless whether the book was being critiqued negatively or not. They are also prone to using all caps, not checking their spelling/grammar, jumping to conclusions, falling in love with Edward, and biting people's heads of for just saying they didn't like the book.
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