TV

A natural predator. It lures it's prey to itself, by flashing moving images and makes the prey sit in front of it, until it will starve to death. Once you look at it, you are magnetized and cannot leave without the help of another Being.

OMFG! He's stuck to the TV. Quick, before he starves.

by amomonou...wait, how do u zpell itz? February 26, 2005

tv

The big box that poisons the mind of any living organism that sits in front of it. Symptoms of TV poisoning are:

Massive drooling
Bloodshot eyes
Lazy tounges
Slurred speach
Serial killing
The urge to buy any product advertised

Take this scenario for example:
"Honey, time for dinner"
"Budmom. Lost isgointobeonsprettysoons"
"Son, stop watching that dumb tv"
"GotohellfoallsIcaremom"

by Packies November 1, 2006

TV

Something you use to watch your favorite shows on. Often used to watch Netflix as well. Many eat popcorn while using this.

Kevin: "What should we watch on TV today, Tiffany?"
Tiffany: "How about a romance to celebrate our relationship?"
Kevin: "Sure!"

by tangentjif April 20, 2017

TV

The worst way of using best technologies.

I've got 110 channels on my tv and there's nothing to watch.

by flatroze September 27, 2010

tv

transvestite

by TBonz August 19, 2003

TV

A TV is essentially box containing moving pictures, accompanied by sound, designed to reverse the effects of education in adults, seniors, and children. It is occasionally referred to as a boob tube, a television, and various other names. It corrupts the minds of a nations people. It is everywhere you go. There is no escape. NONE. BWAHAHAHAHAHA.

Before TV:
Bob: "Hey Jack, what's 6+6?"
Jack: "12"
After TV:
Bob: "Hey Jack, what's 6+6?"
Jack: "plus..?"

by Jesse Wilkerson December 9, 2007

TV

"TV" stands for "Taylor's version", which is used to differentiate re-recorded versions of Taylor Swift's albums due to problems with her previous label.

- Did you listen to "All too well 10 minutes version"?
- Of course, if it's on Red TV"

by moontv January 4, 2022