sentry turret

1. Robot that shoots bullets at anyone it detects from the Portal franchise.

2. Protects your loved ones during sleep mode.

3. Sings beautiful songs of opera.

"There will be sentry turrets in this test. You remember them, don't you?" -GLaDOS

by TheHalfMex November 26, 2013

cunt turret

When a fat woman has a hanging mound of fat that covers her pubic region in a bulbous type fashion like a gunners turret on an old warplane.

That bitch was so fat I struggled to find her fuckholes behind her cunt turret.

by AngryBandy July 10, 2017

Alabama Tourrettes Pouch

When the gal in your life (or partner of another known or unknown gender) gives you a blowie while she/he/it has the hiccups.

When Mike realized that Krissy had a mean case of hiccups while driving through Tuscaloosa, he threw her head in his lap and she performed what is now known as the "Alabama Tourrettes Pouch". Afterward, Mike was quoted saying "She could suck a golf ball through a garden hose with that talent".

by DiscoDanny May 28, 2015

turret

An automated stationary weapon that shoots everything that moves into its field of view. Also known as a sentry gun. Common enemy in FPSs (first person shooters).

"Watch out those turrets!"

by Arskangel December 29, 2004

Tourrettris

The inexplicable need to fit oneself into small spaces and then curse loudly.

"Look at that poor boy in the row of shopping carts screaming 'whore', he must have Tourrettris"

by Finkle Winkle Peanut poo January 14, 2010

Keyboard Turrets

The act of responding to a blank page on Microsoft Word, the home page of a search engine, etc., by quickly and inexplicitly entering something profain. Usually brought upon by boredom, procrastination.

"Why did you just Google '"ass'"
"Oh, just a moment of Keyboard Turrets"

by potatopancake October 4, 2009

sex turrets

When you have turrets mounted outside your house that track movement, and emit sex sounds when activated.

Man walks by a house with sex turrets, and as they track him, he hears "OHYEAH!!!" , "Ughhhhh!" , and "Plow me so good!"

by Your Uncle Mario January 17, 2017